"The mayor of the town is Lanaed Neff." -- Ken
"McCheese." -- Eoj
*Eoj, Doug, and Luna break out into "Livin' On A Prayer"*
"We have to deal with this shit every Friday." -- Ken
"We are livin' on a prayer. We don't have a cleric." -- Eoj
"You've got the beefcake and the cheesecake, either way. 'Cause all
fighters are cake, see. The band Cake? All fighters. He wants a girl with a
short skirt and a long jacket but he has a full BAB, too. I'm gonna milk this
joke for another five minutes or so." -- Sage (Luna)
"I still love you, Doug." -- Eoj
"Guys! Guys! You're embarrassing us in front of our first villain!" -- Barda
(Jo)
"Just look at the gorilla-shaped bruises!" -- Jo
"I would like to buy a..." -- Brett
"...vowel." -- Luna
"Bible fight!" -- Fox
"You hear an obvious click." -- Ken
"They set it off. They must be with us!" --Jo
"Why was this called the Age of Thunder? Why was that called the Age of
Dome?" -- Alustan (NPC)
"Can't we just get beyond the Ages of Thunder and Dome?" -- Tordek (Fox)
"You may or may not be able to get in this mine." -- NPC
"We may or may not break your kneecaps." -- Barda (Jo)
"Eenie meenie minie mo. Vecna." -- Barda (Jo)
"So Vecna's first name is Mo?" -- Doug
"Mo Vecna!" -- Jo, Fox, & Luna
"Mo Vecna, mo' problems." -- Ken
"I've got an everbourning torch. Everboining... wow." -- Eoj
"You hear a muttering of a curse in the kenku language." -- Ken
"...caw." -- Jo
"Full body cavity search for loot?" -- Ken
*Luna, Jo, and Phawks all mime snapping an exam glove.*
"Where did we get these gloves?" -- Barda (Jo)
"Oh, I keep a stash of 'em." -- Sage (Luna)
*Tordek (Fox) shudders in disgust.*
"Okay, say you had a perfect hermaphrodite..." -- Luna
"Impossible, but go on." -- Brett
"But if they had--" -- Luna
"If they had sex with another hermaphrodite would it be gay? I was thinking
the same thing!" -- Fox
"Exactly! Thank you! Is it gay or straight?!" -- Luna
"No. It's great." -- Ken
"I'm gonna make you eat your adventure." -- Ken
"The door has two slabs of..." -- Ken
"...ham." -- Luna
"I'll die the day bears unite against me." -- Ashley (Brett)
"Take off my tent!" -- Sage (Luna)
"Dire bats are famed for their detective skills." -- Brett
"Are we there yet?" -- Sage (Luna)
"Sage, we just stepped out of the inn." -- Barda (Jo)
"He's setting up camp." -- Ken
"It'll be dark soon." -- Sage (Luna)
"Summon dire bear." -- Laurel (Doug)
"A bear (a hairy gay man) in leather appears." -- Doug
"I need healing." -- Tordek (Fox)
"Imma poke you a few times with this wand." -- Virgil (Matt)
"Okay, so long as it heals me." -- Tordek (Fox)
"Make a fort save." -- Ken
"Nah, I'm good." -- Eoj
"You notice you're being shadowed. You turn to see what looks like a..." --
Ken
"...a bear." -- Luna
"My dad was named Tordek, his dad was namd Tordek, his dad was named
Fleagle, for some reason." -- Tordek (Fox)
"I burned down my first apartment. And by that, I mean my mom." -- Doug
"Yannoo what? Sage has scales." -- Luna, showing Doug a picture of Sage.
"So you're saying that picture is... *glasses* to scale?
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" -- Doug
"Pig is now bacon." -- Doug
"Noo!" -- Luna
"He's not dead!" -- Doug
"No, he's bakin'. *toke* Widdly scuds." -- Ken
"I've got naga hide boots." -- Phawks
"Naugahyde!" -- Luna
"That's why they call me ten-inch Aurich!" -- Aurich (NPC)
"My mom was a rock." -- Tordek (Fox)
"Somehow, I believe that." -- Sage (Luna)
"I picture a pregnant Duane. Black boots, wrestling trunks, apron, pregnant
belly. Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?"
-- Doug
"I've never seen a three year-old brood before." -- Luna, OOC as Skooj,
making fun of Deckson
"I shall return, Barda... what is your last name?" -- NPC
"Actually, Barda is my last name." -- Barda (Jo)
"What's your first name?" -- NPC
"Big." -- Barda (Jo)
"Your parents hated you, didn't they?" -- NPC
"Alright, we need to associate ourselves with a Ninja Turtle." -- Eoj
"Slash." -- Doug
"Slash isn't a Ninja Turtle." -- Fox
"Venus." -- Ken
"Sailor Mercury." -- Eoj
"He told us we need to find what's behind the plug." -- Fox
"I come back from wrecking that bathroom and taking their toilet water." --
Fox
"Hey Luna. They gay apocalypse. Apocalysp." -- Fox
"Wait, Ken's trying to read the scientific notation for its hit points." -- Brett
"It begins to evaporate your skin." -- Ken
"Oh God! You'll just be hair and muscle!" -- Luna
"...we're puttin' one and one together." -- NPC
"Get three!" -- Barda (Jo)
"No, two, Barda. We'll teach you your numbers yet." -- Sage (Luna)
"Tordek was gonna throw one at her that she'd never forget." -- Fox
"They look cool in a microwave. ...if you turn it on, that is." -- Fox, on Peeps
"It's the twilight hours." -- Ken
"The twilight hours?" -- Jo
"All the vampires are sparkling. Dammit." -- Luna
"Like out of nowhere, Kullen appears." -- Ken
"Oh God, this is twilight!" -- Fox
"Luna's just mad 'cause she's boobs and legs." -- Doug
"Just under the wind, you hear..." -- Ken
"*old lady voice* ..aah! A leopard!" -- Doug
"I'm gonna pick up the halfling and throw him into the next room. We're
gonna call that a search check." -- Brett
*after Pig died*
"I guess you could say he got *glasses* unzipped.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" -- Doug
"That's not an ooze, it's a space station!" -- Ken
"See you've got box arm. I've got noodle arm." -- Eoj
"Around you appear four misty emanations. They form into..." -- Ken
"Shaq." -- Eoj
"And we have a package for you. Which makes us the most badass mailmen
ever." -- Laurel (Doug)
"Can you hand me the Reese's pieces cup thing?" -- Fox, asking for a rice
krispie treat
"You will be attacked by surface-to-air magic missiles." -- Ken
"Wait 'til he sees my ICBMs." -- Brett
"Frozen poop?" -- Ken
"Icy BMs. I see what you did there." -- Luna
*Ash has been Feebleminded*
"I'll take care of Ash. *grabs Ash's head* I'm so sorry. *snaps neck*" --
Tordek (Fox)
"Breath of Life. *resurrect*" -- Virgil (Matt)
"Stop that, it's cruel! *snaps neck again* I'm so sorry." -- Tordek (Fox)
"What is the dance of the troglodytes?" -- Luna
"It's terrible and should not be done in polite company." -- Fox
"Ah, so the Polka." -- Luna