"Sir, your blood-alcohol level is one.  This is unheard of." -- Eoj

"Hey, douche." -- Masters (Eoj)
*Bishop (Fox) looks over*
"Ha, you responded to douche." -- Masters (Eoj)

"What's this three dollars?" -- NPC
"So we've never been here." -- Bishop (Fox), conspiratorially
"For three dollars, you've been here." -- NPC
"What about four?  Memory gettin' a little fuzzy?" -- Bishop (Fox)
"For four, you have red hair." -- NPC
"How about five?  Am I gettin' a little Bigfooty?  How 'bout if I pose like this?
*Bigfoot walk*" -- Bishop (Fox)

"Joe pulls out the gaydar he requisitioned." -- Luna

"I just image a Thunder Lesbian." --Fox

.:Alternity:.