"Why would you want to go to goblin land?" -- NPC
"It's the worst theme park under earth!" -- Buck (Doug)
"C-A-T: Mayor!" -- Riloki (Luna), spelling in common
"You find a pressure plate in the floor." -- Ken
"Don't push it, 'cause if you do, *pushes it down* this'll happen." -- Riloki
(Luna)
"I have an important question for you. *shoots crossbow*" -- Buck (Doug)
"1 damage as the sap collects in your wounds." -- Ken
"He's sapping your strength!" -- Bailey
"Room pi?" -- Seebo (Joe)
"Yeah, 1, A, 2, B, 4, Pi! Don't you know how to count?" -- Riloki (Luna)
"I've heard of these things. They call them Albinos." -- Mason (Bailey)
"Why's she purple?" -- Seebo (Joe)
"Albinos have purple blood." -- Mason (Bailey)
"If I was going to insult you I'd call you Tubby Mushroomhead." -- Mason
(Bailey)
*Hel'ker (Eoj) goes to eat Myconid*
"As our rogue becomes useless! This lock is HUGE! I'm gonna put my head in
it!" -- Fox
"Anyone else hear blood?" -- Seebo (Joe)
"I want to save my penis." -- Goblin NPC
"A guy walks up to the temple door and yells,
'CHICKENFUCKERCHICKENFUCKERCHICKENFUCKERCHICKENFUCKER!'" -- Ken
"You hear the tinkling of broken glass on the other side." -- Ken
"Somebody has kidney stones." -- Bailey
"According to this map he drew, there might be two scoops of raisins behind
that door!" -- Joe
"Finally, my knighthood will be in my hands!" -- Mason (Bailey)
"You're gonna hold your crotch?" -- Hel'ker (Eoj)
"That's his manhood." -- Riloki (Luna)
"The greatest motorcycle rally ever! Stirges!" -- Bailey
"That fluid that shot down there? That was Grick spoo." -- Owen (Fox)
"Now I feel bad about licking it off my eye." -- Riloki (Luna)
*Fox, Doug, and Joe all double over, grossed out*
"Used ale. Delicious." -- Bailey, on pee.
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