"Fuck me. Ow. Thank you." -- Edgar
"Again, go to Yryss' house and grab that cunt." -- Marcie (NPC)
"Mox is one bad mutha'-" -- Melissa
"Shut yo' mouth!" --Luna & Ken
"I'm only talkin' bout Mox!" -- Melissa
"I went to bed without pants. I woke up with pants, and my hand was
moving. And I didn't tell it to." -- Ezra (Mike)
"Did you go to bed blind?" -- Travertine (Luna)
"I'm gonna look at his hole. Is there anything weird about it?" -- Mike
"I'm widening my hole." -- Mike
"I'm gonna go over and examine the crystals." -- Joe
"They're shiny. And blue." -- Ken
"Why is there blood on my couch, an undead leaving, and blue crystal in my
room?" -- Mors (Joe)
"I don't know what kinky things you're into!" -- Ezra (Mike)
"Blue crysal!" -- Mors (Joe)
"That could fit." -- Ezra (Mike)
"You look different too. Did your penis get bigger?" -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"Yes, it does that sometimes." -- Ezra (Mike)
"*grabs Travertine's food* Pancake. *eats*" -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"How did you transmute my meat to pancakes? ... *leans away* Are you
evil?" -- Travertine (Luna)
"Are you the Matrix?" -- Mike
"These are good chicken wings. And Kool-Aid." -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"You realise you just pissed in a bottle and shat in your hand, right?" --
Travertine (Luna)
"I will kill you! I will kill your ass dead!" -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"Shut up, Soveliss." -- Travertine (Luna)
"...yes ma'am." -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"How did Mox get there?" -- Joe
"He was attached to my penis." -- Mike
"I hate my life." -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"I hate your life too." -- Mox (temped by Qleppy)
"Something pointy hit me a lot!" -- Ezra (Mike)
"Why do you sound like that." -- Ezra (Mike)
"I have a cold. Achoo." -- Pias (NPC)
"Deep as a Dwarven woman's pussy!" -- Jaryd (NPC)
"... *smack*" -- Travertine (Luna)
"Who are you?" -- Zemon (Cooper)
"I am the terror that flaps in the night." -- Mike
"I. Want. YOU!" -- War Troll NPC
"...to want me." -- Edgar
"How can they hate me? I'm so lovable." -- Ezra (Mike)
"Especially with the big cock." -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"You love that too?" -- Ezra (Mike)
"I'm going back to bed." -- Mors (Joe)
"Ok, Joe. If in one hour I can suddenly gain... 14 levels..." -- Luna
"You see that singe mark over there? That was Mors." -- Travertine (Luna)
"You blew him up? He was my friend! *cries*" -- Ezra (Mike)
"The poverty's gone down." -- Marci (NPC)
"That's good." -- Mors (Joe)
"'Cause all the beggars are dying." -- Marci (NPC)
"That's bad." -- Mors (Joe)
"Ikki has a mouth that just screams put a dick in it." -- Mike
"I'll rage. On your nuts." -- Mox (temped by Melissa)
"How much goo do they have?" -- Mike
"Wait so if Ezra killed Rob Reiner..." -- Joe
"Ezra's been killing Rob Reiner since the campaign began." -- Mike
"Well, Murphy's law, we're a group of adventurers. What can go wrong will
go wrong." -- Mox (temped by Qleppy)
"Mox, how did you get so insightful?" -- Travertine (Luna)
"I was reading the ingredients on my cookie." -- Mox (temped by Qleppy)
"Where did you get a cookie?" -- Travertine (Luna)
"Apparently Mors is getting laid in the caboose." -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"This is turning into one big sodomy joke." -- Ken
"D20, D20, D20, I made you out of polymer..." -- Kirk, singing
"I haven't been besieged in a while." -- Dave
"I'm a mime! Look at me! I'm walking against the wind!" -- Seleman (Adam)
"I'm off to see the wizard." -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"The wonderful wizard of Ock." -- Mike
"Why is your blood abounding?" -- Ezra (Mike)
"Maybe it ran away?" -- Soveliss (Edgar)
"Small children might get caught in the foreskin." -- Joe
"Your penis has ego." -- Luna
"I am everywhere. I am one with the train." -- Joe
"Midgets have crappy fort saves, right?" -- Mors (Joe)
"Good thing I always have Elminster's cell phone number on me." -- Dave
"Don't get tender on me here, when we're about to die." -- Mors (Joe)
"Shut the fuck up." -- Travertine (Luna)
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