"Ebonics is opression!" -- Valtaka (Ken)
"What? Sewers are a good way to escape opression. And stinking evil." --
Valtaka (Ken)
"I thought we were chaotic buddies!" -- Xanthian (Dave)
"This is a den of stinking evil. Cover your nose, Sirack." -- Valtaka (Ken),
pulling a Minsc
"What? They're rocks. Metal rocks." -- Trite (Luna)
"What's family in war?" -- Atma (Ken)
"We're not in a war." -- Sirak (Joe)
"Well life is one big struggle, and war is struggle, but I'm not here, I'm in the
bath. BUBBLES!" -- Luna
"You find an arm of a kobold. It's holding a sack." -- Josh
"His own." -- Dave
"I didn't think Luna was capable of splooging." -- Dave
"Well that's what I thought at first..." -- Joe
"Joe, is that a PHB under your thing?" -- Chris
"Or are you just happy to see me?" -- Mike
"Morning comes." -- Josh
"All over your face." -- Mike
"Fuck you and the NPC your horse rode in on!" -- Joe
"Dawn breaks." -- Josh
"*crashing sounds*" -- Luna and Dave
"Take that, Dawn." -- Josh
"Out of my way, out of my way. Burning Hands, Burning Hands." -- Chris
"Morning comes. Joe feels kinda sticky." -- Josh
"But satisfied." -- Joe
"Woohoo! I get 10 experience for ruining Mike's day!" -- Chris
"You're all awoken by a jar." -- Josh
"Who throws a jar, really?" -- Dave
"Ooh, apple butter!" -- Luna
"We're being attacked by the Pennsylvania Dutch!" -- Mike
"How are you gonna step on it, exactly?" -- Josh
"With my mace." -- Mike
"Dwarves don't infect. We bleed pudding." -- Gene (Ken)
"I was in jail under false pretenses!" -- Gene (Ken)
"You ran around town naked yelling, 'I am the Dwarf King!' That's not false
pretenses!" -- Alistar (Joe)
"It was false pretenses! I'm not the Dwarf King." -- Gene (Ken)
"How do you make a quarter-pounder with cheese? Give a halfling woman
siphillis!" -- Gene (Ken)
"What's good on Dwarven women but not on PB&J sandwiches? The crust!"
-- Gene (Ken)
"You're writing that down." -- Luna
"Will you stop flashing your vial of evil at people?" -- Trite (Luna)
"This is only the second time he's whipped it out." -- Josh
"May I ask where you're going?" -- NPC
"No." -- Gene (Ken)
"It's done gone boomeranged on me." -- Mike
"We got you the carpet so you could wipe your feet, not so you can have
fireplace raves." -- Chris
"You see, a Dwarf stores liquor in his drunk sack, so that in times of low ale,
he can release it." -- Chris