"I thought Ken looked hotter when he had cancer." -- Kait
"I just leveled the playing field in my favour." -- Ken
"If you get me ramen, I'll give you a kiss." -- Liz
"If you get me ramen, can I punch you in the balls?" -- Kait
"...or else I'll have to think of something even more destructive that he'll
pull out of his ass. 'Cause he has Quick Draw." -- Ken
"I'm so white trash I should get a mullet." -- Edgar
"You're not even white!" -- Luna
"Can we talk to anyone who's not an idiot?" -- Cora (Wil)
"Probably not." -- Neap (Qleppy)
"I thought you left." -- Keth (Kirk)
"So did I!" -- Helm (yes, the deity, npc)
"God, I can't stop staring at the werewolf penis." -- Ken
"She looks a bit whorish, but I like 'er!" -- Kait
"What kind of stupid name is Asmodeus?" -- Ed (Edgar)
"See... when a man loves a woman... and a god wants to screw with them..."
-- Ken
"Damn I missed the fun part." -- Neap (Qleppy)
"Then you shouldn't have magically raped me!" -- Cora (Wil)
"... I hit twice with the dagger. 96 damage and make two fort saves each
difficulty 58." -- Wil
"..." -- Ken
"What are you doing?" -- Wil
"Trying to think of a way out of this." -- Ken
"Rogues aren't supposed to single-handedly kill bosses." -- Ken
"Oops." -- Wil
"So, basically, you're going batshit?" -- Luna
"...like a fox." -- Edgar
"Batshit like a fox?" -- Luna
"DAZE!!!" -- Nyther (Cooper)
"Did you just try to cast a spell on me?" -- Npc
"...no." -- Nyther (Cooper)
"My soul hurts." -- Qleppy
"You're giving your children a poison tutorial?!" -- Lily (Luna)
"Hook 'em while they're young." -- Cora (Wil)
"I got a free trip to WotC, every 3rd edition book, customized artwork, and
my name in a D&D book. And all I had to do was almost die." -- Ken
"Well, Blackjack, it's a completely black carp, floating outside my window,
trying to get my attention. This would be strange. If you weren't me." --
Neap (being npc'd)
"Hmm, fuzzy pink bunnies. Ham sandwich. Prayer book of Silvanus. Now, a
fish. Seems like a natural progression." -- Neap (being npc'd)
"Mmm, beavers." -- Edgar
"Um, I don't quite understand that... But being that it's Edgar, I'm
compelled to agree. Mmm, beavers." -- Wil
"Okay, this plane of existence is going to start being good, RIGHT NOW!
*Joshan gets punched in the face by a black fist of shadows* Okay, who the
hell did that? I mean it, start being good!" -- Joshan, the White Rose
(Qleppy)
"And one for the road! *glorp* And one more for the road! *glorp* And
one for that bridge I crossed! *glorp* And one... for alcoholics! *glorp*" --
Helm (yes, that Helm. Npc'd, drinkin')