"It's musical fairy crap." -- Mike
"I know! It's the armband!" -- Isilvor (Ken)
"This is not Blazing Saddles." -- Joe
"Why not? Everything should be!" -- Mike
"Because he became Sudden Infant Death Syndrome for some reason." --
Luna
"Dammit Liz! I love the cock!" -- Kait
"Nat 20, prayin' to Hastur." -- Qleppy
"Ask a stupid question, get Vengeance Joe." -- Ken
"Everbourning turch." -- Qleppy
"Wait a minute, I thought your dad was dead!" -- York (Qleppy)
"So did I!" -- Vengeance Joe (Ken)
"I'm going to sit down and... fuck you." -- Mike
"I stole your nuts!" -- Ken
"A guy walks by, 'No, I'm Spartacus!'" -- Joe
"I kick him in the nuts." -- Chris
"I don't measure things with my ass. I just use AN ass." -- Luna
"So you measure using Cooper." -- Qleppy
"Love is blind. That's why they're so stupid." -- York (Qleppy)
"He's not that kind of girl." -- Luna
"*stares blankly*" -- Ken
"Now, there's a seven day warrantee." -- Thoak of the Pile (Chris)
"My Elven daughter has two fathers." -- Ken
"It should burn a little - I have five dollars!" -- Ken
"I'll be a Blackguard with a heart of gold." -- Qleppy
"Literally, look, he pulled it out. It's a heart plated in gold. Don't know
where he got it." -- Ken
"No killing my boyfriend! That's my job!" -- Luna
"Only in spirit." -- Qleppy
"You look like you." -- Chrysantheny (Luna), drunk
"Chrysantheny, how much did you have to drink, and where's my shirt?" --
Dis (Wil)
"As you walk to the bondage club across the street..." -- Joe
"If it weren't for the whole 'I miss my wang' thing, this would be awesome."
-- Chrysantheny
"Vlandril... Have you seen my shirt? Or my pants? Or any of my other
clothes for that matter?" -- Dis (Wil), drugged out
"2 is the new 0." -- Qleppy
"I was off nursing my ass." -- Wil
"Your friend will suffer for your impotence." -- Lloth (npc'd by Joe, who has
English problems)
"I don't know why I'm here." -- Qleppy
"The booty, monetary or otherwise." -- Luna
"Run. Tackle. Belt." -- Qleppy
"You get hugged by a hairy man in a dress." -- Ken
"Eew, get off my boobs!" -- Vlandril (Mike)
"Wanna go have sex?" -- Androgynous Joe (npc)
"Sure." -- Vlandril (Mike)
"Gotta write that one down." -- York (Qleppy)
"I can give you a job behind the bar." -- NPC
"On your knees." -- Dextrin (Qleppy, npc)
"Qleppy, why do your characters keep raping my characters?" -- Wil
"Mmm... woppler." -- Mike
"It turns out men can be pretty dominant too..." -- Dis (Wil)
"You dare steve in the--" -- NPC Guild Theif (Joe, once again, with English
problems)
"Yes, Steve, I dare." -- Mike
"Look at me! I'm friggin' adorable!" -- Puff the Pseudodragon (NPC)
"So, how's that vagina treatin' ya?" -- Vengeance Joe (Ken)
"Screw you guys. Why does my ass hurt?" -- Chrysantheny (Luna)
"Our love is based on botchilism." -- Mike
"I hate being a woman even more, now." -- Chrysantheny (Luna)
"Aw man, they're gonna rape me!" -- Luna
"In the face!" -- Qleppy
"And deny it in court!" -- Mike
"Like a starving China-boy." -- York (Qleppy)
"Exactly. What?" -- Chrysantheny (Luna)
"We will somehow mate them, and get the cutest Cthulhu-Cabbit ever!" --
Wil
"Why do you have that evil look on your face? Not that I look at your face,
but..." -- Dis (Wil)
"Even rotten and nasty things have their uses." -- Vengeance Joe (Ken)
*everyone looks at Dis*
"Why does everybody look at me? I'm preserved! I'm PRESERVED!" -- Dis
(Wil)
"I learned that the governing body of Rome is not the Medeterranian Sea."
-- Chris
"Withold sex." -- Chrysantheny (Luna)
"He went... 35 years without sex. I think he'll be fine." -- Ken
"Once you pop, you just can't stop." -- Qleppy
"I'll find something Naga-like. Here's another chaos warrior." -- Ken
"I don't have any quotes, 'cause Luna doesn't like me." -- Dori
"Armour and protection items, oh, I don't have to worry about that, cause
he's not wearing protection." -- Dori
"Command word: Taco." -- Qleppy
"Tanyada's playing ball with two undead creatures." -- Qleppy
"Rarg... keeps her off drugs. Speaking that Zombie Joe's technically me.
Well, I am against drugs, except that one. *smoke* Stay off drugs.
*smoke* It's for medicinal purposes." -- Joe
"I have glaucoma." -- Mike
"I could go even blinder." -- Chris
"I am an altar boy of mask..." -- Dis (Wil)
"Altar boy? There's so many things I could say." -- Dori
"And I'm kind of a priest." -- Qleppy
"Can I have some fruit?" -- Vlandril (Mike)
"...Cooper." -- Qleppy
"If he wants to eat people, let him. I'm not looking after him anymore." --
Vlandril (Mike)
"He's at the door, 'Luna, where are you?'" -- Wil, on Luna's Dad
"Raah! I'm Dis! I don't know where I put all the muscle..." -- Dis (Wil)
"I'm not a fan of being burned." -- Chrysantheny (Luna)
"She said she liked heaven. Something about beer and loose women." --
NPC Cleric
"Their strength is 1, but their dex is 15. So they'll hit ya, they'll hit ya like
whoa." -- Qleppy, on ravens
"I'm raging 'cause it got my pets." -- Wil
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, buried alive, buried alive..." -- Qleppy
(to the tune of "Stayin' Alive", of course)
"Holy crap, my crotch rolls high!" -- Fox (sitting in)
"How many pieces of my lizard did I find?" -- Wil
*rolls* "Twenty!" -- Joe
"How many pieces are left?" -- Wil
*rolls* "Twenty!" -- Joe
"Good job wasting his crits!" -- Qleppy
"Dude, I'm gonna roll on your crotch from now on. Wait, no I'm not, 'cause I
don't wanna have to pick up my dice afterward." -- Luna
"I find all the pieces, what do I get?" -- Wil
"The evil power will be revealed!" -- Chris
"Which [flesh golem] am I closest to?" -- Chris
*Joe rolls*
"York." -- Qleppy
*Holds up the head of his mage friend* "This is Bug. I'm gonna try to fix
him." -- York (Qleppy)
"Can you fix my Lizard? His name is Ricardo." -- Dis (Wil)
"I could fix that. Don't know about Bug, though." -- York (Qleppy)
"I want some cheezy fuckin' bread, yo." -- Luna
"As opposed to cheezy celibate bread?" -- Wil
"It's faster in the mouth." -- Fox (sitting in)
"If a woman bathes in a Nymph's pool, she gets +2 charisma points until she
bathes again." -- Wil
"I gotta go wash this cute off me." --Fox
"Why am I surrounded by two red people?" -- Ken, referring to minis
"It's Zombie Joe and Tanyada..." -- Joe
"...and they got really bad sunburn... on their clothes." -- Luna
"We're fighting I got 28 on my init." -- Luna, creating a verbal run-on
sentence
"Hold on, I gotta swallow." -- Wil
*Burp* "Wow, chunky stuff..." -- Qleppy
"It craps its whiplike..." -- Joe, with DM Mouth
"That's average out the ass!" -- Luna
"Don't poke between the vertebrae... everything's pink..." -- Fox (sitting in)
*Ken makes jerking-off hand motion*
"That looked like you were drawing" -- Wil
"Yeah, 'cause I'm drawing something." -- Ken
"On your face." -- Fox
"Aah! My hit point!" -- NPC
"I'll take you back to your mommy!" -- Vlandril (Mike)
"That's what the last preist said!" -- NPC Kid
"Thank you, dark-skinned, negro Drow-thing!" -- Prat (NPC)
"Help us... Save us... Eat at Joe's..." -- NPC Living Wall
"You wake up naked. Welcome to level 1!" -- Joe