"What'd you get?" -- Joe
"Yeah, we're not gonna talk about that." -- Chris

"So yer doin' the guy from behind, and then ya punch him in the back of the
head, and when he turns around..." -- Mike
"Ya cast web in his face." -- Ken

"I don't trust random strangers.  And I know many random strangers." --
Gallen (Josh)

"What do you Riff-Raff want?" -- NPC
"...it's astounding..." -- Ken & Mike

"How much XP?" -- Ken
"500 gold." -- Joe
"...woohoo!  I'm a 2nd edition rogue!" -- Ken

"Come to White Plume Mountain... we have candy!" -- Joe

"What's wrong with a good jihad now and then?" -- Krusk (Ken)
"Why does anybody need to jihad?  All Garl does is *pie in the face* pie!" --
Vaallas (Mike)

"You're talking to a nymph about thrusting!" -- Josh

"Let's see what's in the medusa's random sack." -- Joe

"I'm just trying to feed my family, and my three NPC children!" -- NPC
Servant

"So what're you gonna do?" -- Joe
"Kill the paladin." -- Ken
"Kill the barbarian." -- Luna
"Loot the bodies." -- Chris

"It's the ring of buttload." -- Chris
"It fills your butt with various useful items." -- Luna
"Then on the other hand you have the ring of unbuttload." -- Chris
"Just fires them out like a cannon." -- Luna
"Like a shotgun!  You could siege castles with it." -- Josh

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get levels!" -- Chris

"Those are the perkiest breasts I've ever seen!  I'm gonna put them in my
collection!" -- Krusk (Ken)

"Mrs. Morris, can I drink your crack water?" -- Mike

"It's a golden shower of evil!" -- Mike

"I was robbed of the feather token!" -- Vaallas (Mike)
"No you weren't." -- Ramla (Luna)
"Quiet, I'm trying to confuse them!  So I was robbed!" -- Vaallas (Mike)

"Ooh, a displacer beast!" -- Mike
*putting mini down* "Yes." -- Joe

"It's monkey paste!  The DM has spoken!  SIEG HEIL!" -- Joe

"I'm addicted.  I'm going to keep doing it until I get the same high." -- Ken
"I'll assist." -- Chris

"I sell scentbreaker.  15 gold." -- Old Crone NPC
"Come on, you can do better than that." -- Krusk (Ken)
"You're right.  20 gold." -- Old Crone NPC

"Rock 'em Sock 'em Beggars!" -- Chris

"I'm not laughing at you, Mike.  I'm laughing with them." -- Ken

"So, wanna be my cohort?" -- Krusk (Ken)
"Sorry, I'm married." -- NPC
"Damn." -- Krusk (Ken)

"The plot thickens." -- Chris
"Like a good barbeque sauce." -- Ken

*in a whorehouse*
"Wouldn't they just recognise his name and pull out his file and his
preferences?" -- Josh
"Mosa's never been here." -- Joe
"You walk into a room with 2 bulls and a crocodile." -- Josh

*still there*
"Would you prefer the male variety or the female." -- NPC
"Female." -- Vaallas (Mike)
"Bluff check." -- Joe

*intelligent swords need lovin' too*
"Brief personal history?" -- NPC
"I was born a poor black knife..." -- Blackrazor (NPC)

"Panty raid on the Elven pantheon!" -- Helm (as played by Ken)

"Half-fiend!" -- Ken
"Pasted-on boobies!" -- Luna
"Half-fiend!  Something!" -- Ken

"Have you seen a big black thing that looks like me?" -- Vaallas (Mike)
"No." -- NPC
"Well, what about a big black cock attached to a small white girl?" -- Vaallas
(Mike)
"Get out of my store." -- NPC
"And stay away from my daughter." -- Chris

.:Broken Family:.