"Nobody makes my daughter cry but me." -- Kimball (Bailey)
"Night's fallen." -- Ken
"Sir, are you alright?" -- Deckson (Fox)
"Come on eights!" -- Bailey, rolling 3d8
*he rolls*
"Wow, one, two, five, that's eight all right." -- Luna
"The ale's eight farthings, the wine's six, the Ogrun Blood's eleven crowns
and the only food we got be raspberry pie!" -- Ricky the Dirty Friar (NPC)
"Marcus was big, burly, and strong. His pipes were gigantic and so was his
schlong. From city to city runnin' around, always lookin' for chicks over
400lbs." -- Flynn (Bailey)
*Dhalia is tugging at her shirt a bit*
"No matter how much you pull on 'em, they won't get any bigger." -- Fox
"She's the retarded one." -- NPC
"That's fine, so long as you don't throw my steamjack in a tree." -- NPC
"You ain't with the Cygnar military is ya?" -- NPC
"Shit no." -- Plugh (Luna)
"No." -- Deckson (Fox)
"Muhhh..." -- Dhalia (Eoj)
"God, you're fat." -- Flay (Doug)
"By your powers combined, we've created an abomination!" -- Doug
"Innuendo doesn't exist anymore, you have to say 'penis in vagina!' You
can't just say 'wink wink nudge nudge' and roll a skill." -- Luna
"Penis in vagina! Wink wink!" -- Doug
"What do you know about the Salty Keep?" -- Deckson (Fox)
"It's not a gay bar!" -- Flay (Doug)
"Did he just say apathy is worse than rape?" -- Plugh (Luna)
"I can barely hear him over this asshole. *jerks thumb at Flay*" -- Dhalia
(Eoj)
"Plus, you only got one ear." -- Deckson (Fox)
"Poo likes to travel." -- Fox
"Where's it gonna go?" -- Doug
"Into people's houses and wreck up the place." -- Fox
"If you say 'chillax' again I'm going to rip off your testicles and feed them to
you." -- Fox
"You know, he's all pissed off and I'm the one who got my feet eaten off by
shit." -- Plugh (Luna)
*Lobber (light warjack) is about to charge through the town wall*
"Hey, this guy's pretty cool. And he's a big aid. We should call him Kool-aid!"
-- Flay (Doug)
"It's got a big, black, veiny cock. Oh, and it's uncircumsized, just like you." --
Fox
"This far into Caspia? Them Ords are like rats." -- Luna
"Big, funny-talkin' rats." -- Fox
"If a priest tries to cast Cure Light and ends up casting Inflict Light, does
that make it a clerical error?" -- Fox
"I'm a priest." -- Flynn (Bailey)
"So you've got proficiency in ass-tag." -- Flay (Doug)
"So, for reference, all the female elf minis are Satyxis." -- Ken
"Gotcha." -- Doug
"*stabs Dhalia in head* Got 'er!" -- Flay (Doug)
*Luna laughs while eating pie*
"You made her laugh out pie." -- Fox
"Would that be LOP? Would that joke be for the lupz?" -- Kirk
"I can't hit the Satyx. Everything in my upbringing teaches against it." --
Plugh (Luna)
"I picture Eden with Plugh in a headlock." -- Joe
"Who's your aunt?" -- Eden (Joe)
"You are, Aunt Eden! *cries*" -- Plugh (Luna)
"That's the real reason he's afraid of women." -- Luna
"So he's Smithers." -- Doug
"Ascendant Markus says, 'Fuck your mother!'" -- Fox
"I'm going to drive a wheelbarrow full of dicks up your ass!" -- Dhalia (Eoj)
"Well, I'll be frank with you." -- Flay (Doug)
"Okay, Frank." -- NPC
"Flay!" -- Deckson (Fox)
"What?" -- Flay (Doug)
"New recruit." -- Deckson (Fox)
"You'll be dead soon." -- Flay (Doug)
"He's got an interesting outlook on life and I hate him." -- Deckson (Fox)
"I found this growing on the docks. *nom*" -- Trollkin NPC
"It's an orphan." -- Doug
"Stop being poor in my face." -- Flynn (Bailey)
"I made snow shoes once. You want 'em?" -- NPC
"Wouldn't they melt?" -- Flay (Doug)
*to Flynn*
"Hey Flay. Wait, I'm Flay." -- Flay (Doug)
*Eoj farts*
"I detect evil... with my nose." -- Fox
"Nicola? Then I could handle that." -- Kimball (Bailey)
"Decklan did." -- Fox
"He had somebody loosen her up first." -- Doug
"Do you want my penis to shoot things? It'll be red, but it'll shoot things." --
Ken, OOG as Glove
"Lasers!" -- Eoj
"Biceps that make you cry. CRYCEPS!" -- Doug
"Oh, well, that's a learning disability." -- Deckson (Fox)
"Well it overtakes its prey, wraps it in web, bites it, and..." -- NPC
"...anally rapes it." -- Eoj
*Plugh is scared white by a spider museum*
"Crap, I gotta cheer Plugh up. My mom's boobs." -- Deckson (Fox)
*Plugh blushes and breaks out laughing*
"Decklan!" -- Flynn (Bailey)
"You've finally grown one!" -- Plugh (Luna)
"Ooooooh..." -- Blake (Eoj)
"You've grown a sense of humour!" -- Plugh (Luna)
"Aww... *disappointed" -- Blake (Eoj)
"The only survivor was Ripley?" -- Bailey
"Believe it or not." -- Fox
"If there's a spiderocalypse, I'm runnin' like hell." -- Flay (Doug)
"Your father stuck his penis in your mother's vagina." -- Flay (Doug), to
Deckson
"That's usually how it works." -- Flynn (Bailey)
"Either that or a turkey baster." -- Flay (Doug)
*Deckson punches Flay in the nuts*
"My mother was a saint!" -- Flynn (Bailey)
"Mine is." -- Deckson (Fox)
"That doesn't stop her from being a MILF." -- Flay (Doug)
"Pious man, your soul will be tasty!" -- NPC Infernal
"You aren't Matt Hardy." -- Fox
"You could not slap a tornado, nor could you dry up a sea." -- Luna
"I can't even drive stick." -- Doug
"I'm a Grenadier! You can be one too! 'Cause saving Western Immoren is
the thing to do! Summoning Infernals is not the way! Here's what Kimball
Garrison has to say! 'QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND!'" -- Fox, to the tune of the
Captain Planet theme
"I'm autistic." -- Fox
"Dinner rolls!" -- Doug
*Deckson and Plugh are upstairs in the bedroom of an NPC's home/hideout.
Everyone else is downstairs.*
"No, don't attack me! Why would you do that?" -- Plugh (Luna)
"Shut up, you'll take it and you'll like it!" -- Deckson (Fox)
*Plugh yelps, a scuffle is heard*
*Plugh comes down the stairs a short time later, followed by Deckson
looking angry*
"Lemme guess. You didn't finish?" -- Flynn (Bailey)
"You guys sure have an interesting night." -- Jeanne (Doug)
"+2 to Innuendo." -- Eoj
"This will only end in tears." -- Plugh (Luna)
*Deckson mimes flashing Jeanne's tits*
"You have to get through the clang-clang first." -- Jeanne (Doug), referring
to her full plate armour
"That's what you call it?" -- Deckson (Fox)
*Plugh has a nosebleed*
"I grew up with his mom. *points at Deckson*" -- Flynn (Bailey)
"So did I." -- Plugh (Luna)
"She helped me through those tough years." -- Flynn (Bailey)
"*takes it the wrong way* Yeah... *nosebleed goes GUSH*" -- Plugh (Luna)
"She got me into exercizing instead of masturbating." -- Flynn (Bailey)
"Stop being a pervert! *punches Plugh on the top of his head*" -- Jeanne
(Doug)
"Absorb it, sin eater!" -- Ken
"I have gift-giver's remorse. I'm an Indian giver. And Idrian giver." -- NPC
"I've got a finger of death here." -- Ken
"Please don't finger me!" -- Luna
"That's the first time she's said that I'll bet!" -- Fox
.:Broken Souls: Part Deux:.
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