"He's got brown eyes, cause he's full of shit." -- Bailey
"He's got blue eyes." -- Ken
"Cause he's full of blue shit." -- Bailey
"So how long have you been a filthy retard?" -- Leif (Bailey)
"Since he last showered?" -- Tanyada (Wil)
"Good job having some balls!" -- Mike
"To match her big black cock." -- Ken & Joe
"The mattress giant gave him that ooh-aah feelin'." -- Mike
"The door disintegrated under my nat 20." -- Qleppy
"Oh my God, we're missing our token elf chick!" -- Bailey
"Stop knowledging smart!" -- Qleppy
"Joe, get me out of your mouth." -- Mike
"That's what she said!" -- Qleppy
"You made Bea Arthur Bea Naked!" -- Dori
"We're not talking, 'Are you a good lich or a bad lich?'." -- Bailey
"OOH! I just got a will save!" -- Luna
"Dori, I'll give you a dollar if you sodomize the cat with a drill." --Bailey
"I'm a +1 adult." -- Qleppy
"I pull out my glock, pop a cap in his ass, realize what I did, and roll san." --
Qleppy
"Wil will once again try to get some balls. To go with my big black cock." --
Wil
"Yeah, I really did have sex with a sixty year old woman." -- Leif (Bailey)
"You know, you don't have to talk in the zone of truth." -- Jingo (Luna)
*Jingo's face is in a theif's crotch*
"Jingo, are you getting an erection?" -- Vermin (Joe)
"No, in fact, I think I never will again." -- Jingo (Luna)
"Hi. *lean over, showing cleavage* *cute smile*" -- Tanyada (Wil)
"Why's the penis covered with swastikas?" -- Ken
"Drive-by dazing," -- Josh
"Welcome to Goodberry, home of the Goodberry, can I take your order?" --
Bailey
"Be careful, I do believe she's a half dragon." -- Amend (Josh)
"I have the blood of the dragon as well." -- Skeeve (Qleppy)
"Do you have a breath weapon?" -- Amend (Josh)
"Well, after a lot of Kobold pie..." -- Skeeve (Qleppy
"Where's the druid? He's ordering a pizza." -- Bailey
"Real lesbians, not like the fake ones in porno." -- Luna
"They're real, you can poke them... with a stick." -- Qleppy
"So that's what you call that, Qlep." -- Luna
"Well I call mine Jesus." -- Mike
"But it's not Moses, cause it doesn't part the red sea." -- Qleppy
"Vermin's Dine & Dash." -- Luna
"Teleports instantly outside of inn." -- Mike
"Why do I try with you guys?" -- Qleppy
"Because without us you'd have nowhere to go." -- Ken
"We're the Tic-Toc of friends." -- Wil
"Want a brownie?" -- NPC Bard
"No thanks." -- Leif (Bailey)
"It'll open your mind, man." -- NPC Bard
"My mind's already open... *leans forward* man." -- Leif (Bailey)
"PVC, every time you guys say that, I picture some guy grinding up a PVC
pipe and snorting it. Plastic shavings hurt," -- Luna
"I just hit myself for max damage." -- Joe
"A couple of priests come in, grab him by the scruff of his neck." -- Dori
"Aah! My scruff!" -- Joe
"It's a tentacle monster, the Tolkien Elf chick goes... 'ooh'." -- Bailey
"24 to sodomy." -- Bailey
"I can think of a whole lot of things I'd rather do than getting stabbed." --
Amend (Josh)
"I grab Jingo by his suspenders." -- Bailey
"Jingo doesn't wear suspenders." -- Luna
"He does now." -- Bailey
"I am not your child, nor your gay love slave!" -- Jingo (Luna)
"What kind of bullshit establishment is this? Fuck off and leave me be!" --
Leif (Bailey)
"I'm going to let her see the cutest thing a woman can possibly see from a
man." -- Bailey
"His penis?" -- Ken & Joe
"Get out of my establishment." -- NPC
"I don't have to listen to you, you're not the same owner, you don't have a
southern accent!" -- Leif (Bailey)
"You can't sneak attack yourself." -- Dori
"Yes you can!" -- Mike
"*stabs self* I wasn't expecting that one!" -- Wil
"Hey Queerion!" -- Drunken Skeeve (Qleppy) to Quarion (Mike)
"I'd like some kead please." -- Skeeve (Qleppy)
"Four copper." -- NPC Barmaid
"Ooh, must be some pretty good kead." -- Skeeve (Qleppy)
"Like I'm gonna tell you!" -- NPC
"With a charisma roll of 22?" -- Arindale (Ken)
"Transform into something flying-like." -- Josh
"We already have a wall of ice, you can be the animal." -- Qleppy
"Zombie Joe want pants too!" -- Bailey
"Zombie Joe has pants!" -- Zombie Joe (NPC)
"You're just...stunning." -- Tanyada (Wil)
"I like to suck it and I like to fuck it; what?" -- Bailey
"That's in game!" -- Ken
"Leif, what the hell?" -- Arindale (Ken)
"I'm a cleric, I can pass out the healin'." -- NPC
"You get more white stuff off the ball if you use your teeth." -- Ken
"He dips his testicles in the broth." -- Bailey
"So delicious!" -- Wil
"Hey Tanyada, could you try some of this soup? I wanna see if this needs
more salt." -- Jingo (Luna)
"*yoink* WARGHMF! *eats whole spoon* Too much wood!" -- Zombie Joe
(Joe)
"It's like a retarded transformer. Robots in helmets!" -- Kirk
"Bathe in the holy light, bitch." -- Ken
"A whetstone." -- Qleppy
"I'm going to dry it." -- Bailey
"I was going to give it to you earlier." -- Skeeve (Qleppy)
"Why thank you." -- Tanyada (Wil)
"Check for polyps while you're up there." -- Arindale (Ken)
"Red warrior needs aspirin badly. Red warrior is about to die." -- Bailey
"Wait, I missed the mist?" -- Luna
"Let our powers combine!" -- Ken
"Pteradactyl!" -- Joe
"Roll disbelievement." -- Josh
"5 gold says the armour wins." -- Amend (Josh)
"Hey look Aiden, it's Cyrus!" -- NPC
"Yes, it's Cyrus! ...who's Cyrus?" -- Amend (Josh)
"And what were you in a past life, an ogre's clitoris?" -- Leif (Bailey)
"Apparently an elven ranger, and never conjure the image of an ogre's
clitoris in my head again." -- Jingo (Luna)
"As we all go 'Ow, my alignment.'" -- Mike
"Spiders crawl out of my knowledge arcana." -- Luna
"Going down is always good." -- Wil
"Who are you?" -- NPC Guard
"We belong here! Who are you?" -- Quarion (Mike)
"*fails sense motive* I'm... the guard." -- NPC Guard
"I refuse to believe that worked." -- Jingo (Luna)
"You splooged the tub." -- Josh
"It's a present for the next person to clean the tub." -- Luna
"Ilegitimate children all around, huh?" -- Josh
"The undead gave me a wet willie!" -- Mike
"Does a 26 hit?" -- Dori
"Yes." -- Mike
"10 dollars." -- Dori
"For what?" -- Mike
"That is one of the signs of the apocolypse; dog with a sandwich." -- Wil
"Gay's okay with me. Three of my fathers were gay." -- Tanyada (Wil)
"Jingo: Pelor's gift to women." -- Tanyada (Wil)
"I'll have you know I'm Arvoreen's gift to women." -- Jingo (Luna)
"I do believe I stand by my making fun of you." -- Jingo (Luna)
"I am Quarion, of one of the noble houses of Forbeck." -- Quarion (Mike)
"Quarion's house of waffles?" -- Josh
"Queerion's house of chicken and waffles?" -- Luna
"Quarion's international house of pancakes?" -- Josh
"Quarion's house of used tires?" -- Josh
"Queerion's house of ill repute?" -- Luna
"Coffee! Inject into vein!" -- Vermin (Joe)
"Apparently the lantern is really picky about his porn." -- Vermin (Joe)
"I found the perfect man, unfortunately, it was a woman." -- Chrysantheny
(NPC)
"Maybe I'm not the crazy one. You're the one talking to a lamp." -- Lantern
(NPC)
"Nomar shows up in hell, Asmodeus has Rosebay mounted on him, 'Where
the hell am I?' 'Yes.'" -- Mike
"It's cute for a gelatinous cube, and that's kinda disturbing." -- Jingo (Luna)