"I found him in a pile of gems, but he glows, and tells me when I'm gonna
run into walls..." -- Blackjack (Wil), on Keth (npc), her Psi-Crystal
"I'm not really a Kender." -- Blackjack (Wil)
"Then what are you?" -- Victor (npc)
"A Kender." -- Blackjack (Wil)
"You cut off your willy-nilly?" -- Euphoria (Kait)
"I'm really good at living." -- Blackjack (Wil)
"We'll be even when I get my wang back." -- Pollux (Luna)
"Are you undead?" -- Castor (Liz)
"No." -- Inajira (npc)
"Were you resurrected?" --Wesley (Joe)
"No." -- Inajira (npc)
"I'd like to phone a friend." -- Wesley (Joe)
"You know, I have a large penis." -- Fontan (npc)
"Your door confuses me, Ken!" -- Kait
"Hello, I'm looking for my white daughter." -- Ken
"But I'm having so much fun in this position!" -- Kait
"Now I got ham ass on my paper." -- Kait
"The magic is tingling again." -- Wil
"A school bus parked in my parking spot. DAMN THEM!" -- Liz
"STOP LIVING!" -- Kait
"You didn't change into a Werewolf, you changed into an Italian!" -- Kirk
"If you do it just right... between the legs is easiest." -- Qleppy
"Someday, I'd like a Slim Jim." -- Kait
"You feel something sharp and barbed sliding up your ass." -- Ken
"Don't clench don't clench don't clench..." -- Joe
"*rolls* You clench. Take 3 damage." -- Ken
"*sigh* I guess I'll just whack it." -- Finken
"Do you want me to go over there and hit you more?" -- Finken
"Know what I like that nobody else does? ... *stares at the ceiling* ...
*drools*" -- Kait
"Hi Burt Ward with your huge bulge." -- Ken
"You'll be a lucky man once you break the innocence barrier. And by that, I
mean her hymen." -- Kirk
"Witch cakes: Made from real witches!" -- Luna
"...unbolts the door and opens it a crap." -- Ken
"I'm doin' mah nekkit dancin'. By the way, 26 to nakit dancin'." -- Luna
*explosion* *goblin scream*
"Hey, wasn't that Billy?" -- Goblin #1
"It sure was." -- Goblin #2
"Wait, maybe if I tie my hat to the tilt-a-whirl." -- Joe
"I'd tap that 5 year-old Kender ass." -- Luna
"I'm a rhino furry. 'Cept it's not furry, so I'd be a hide-ey." -- Kirk
"Come on, you know you wanna see Fungor gettin' it on!" -- Qleppy
"FUNGOR! FUNGOR!
Fungor was an owl.
Or maybe, he was a plant owl.
Or maybe he was just a plant.
But he was still FUNGOR! FUNGOR!
Moldinating the countryside
Moldinating the peasants
Moldinating all the people
And the thatched roof cottages!
THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!
And the Fungor comes in the NIGHT!" -- Group Effort
"Wait, what's this? Wesley and Castor have to wait til 10th level, but he's
bangin' the farmer's daughter? I blame the hat." -- Joe
"You can't spell 'Fungor' without 'Fun'!" -- Kirk
"Hey, Phugly, get up. *kick*" -- Ikki (Qleppy)
"You phugly jackass, what the hell do you want?" -- Will Bryant (Edgar)
"S.O.S.: Save Our Samurai." -- Joe
"Never leave me alone in charge of these idiots again!" -- Pollux (Luna)
"Would you rather I leave Bryant in charge?" -- Ikki (Qleppy)
"Yes! Perhaps then they'd kill each other and we'd be rid of them!" -- Pollux
(Luna)
"Did he just say he's raping a donkey?" -- Kirk
"'Why's your sword evil?' Cause I kill children with it, duh." -- Finken
"The Sun Poo stained my arm orange!" -- Wil
"Oh, I thought I was thinking." -- Edgar
"Ow my ass hymen." -- Ken
"Wow, I'm multitasking; kick ass." -- Edgar
"Hymen go boom!" -- Kait
"Why do the swords not have daddies?" -- Euphoria (Kait), on Bastard
Swords
"Jo-kun wa jitensha desu." -- Luna
(translation: Joe is a bicycle.)
"Funginating the funkyside." -- Edgar, who apparently finds countrysides to
be rather funky
"These prices make me sneeze." -- Euphoria (Kait)
"Out of nowhere, a bloomin' onion hits you square in the face while it's still
hot." -- Ken
"Blackjack laughs and eats another bloomin' onion." -- Wil
"Compared to that, even Fungor's hot." -- Pollux (Luna)
"Kirk's in heat." -- Edgar
"Roll knowledge nature. Botch. Duh, what are berries?" -- Qleppy
"He's got a lot of thick undergrowth." -- Luna
"You find, like, a miniature carving of an orc." -- Ken
"It kills you." -- Qleppy
"Keep bitchin' and I'll use you to friggin'... I can't think of anything funny."
-- Pollux, (Luna) to Veradhün, his sword
"Hey, I'm Bob and I'll be your demon for today." -- Joe
"I'd like to buy a vowel." -- Ken
"Q." -- Qleppy
"Food is good." -- Wesley (Joe)
"You get hairy palms if you hold something sticky and then touch Kirk." --
Luna
"Dwarven women do it deeper!" -- Kirk
*to Edgar*
"Why do you have dry eyes?" -- Kirk
"'Cause he's Mexican." -- Ken
"Sure, why not?" -- Edgar
*to Ikki, a ranger, who is currently weilding scimitar and kukri*
"Do you have a bow? Stupid question. Are you using it? Stupid question.
Can I have your bow?" -- Pollux (Luna)
"Well, you can do it on the carpet, I'm sure." -- Qleppy
"Ahh, to suck down a thing of Bawls..." -- Luna
"I think Pollux has a thing for bad boys." -- Joe
"Well I could have 'er ride me if you want." -- Edgar
"That's a wizard you're throwing at me." -- Castor (Liz)
"I love you, Kirk." -- Kait
"Don't worry, the feeling's not mutual... Alright, I lied. I really hate you." --
Kirk
"I've waited so long to hate humans!" -- Qleppy
"Aah, Kender abuse." -- Joe
"Wow, this is like the tilt-a-whirl, only I'm dead. Wheee..." -- Qleppy
"'Cause if I come home after six again, she'll shit a brick." -- Ken
"Ehh, it's good for the colon." -- Qleppy
"Why is your hall to the bathroom so monster infested?" -- Ken
"I have about seven jokes I could make about my sister, but I won't." --
Pollux (Luna)
"I would acid spray the world." -- Edgar
"Brother, sister, whatever the crap he is." -- Luna
"He's a steam what-the-crap-he-is." -- Luna
"It's like killing birds with two stones." -- Edgar
"It's like killing two stones with one bird." -- Edgar
"You're now the stoned samurai." -- Ken
"Just add magic and he becomes a real samurai!" -- Kirk
"Just add water and he becomes a full-size spongy samurai!" -- Ken
"Days?" -- Wesley (Joe)
"DAZE!" -- Luna
"It doesn't pee when I burn." -- Kirk
"You don't see that often." -- Will Bryant (Edgar)
"Unless you're us." -- Ikki (Qleppy)
"He died in 1901. He wrote that book when he was 2." -- Finken, on Tolkien
"Cas, I think you just made my brain flatten itself and leak out my ear." --
Pollux
"I can't be crittled." -- Qleppy
"Who beat a 20?" -- Ken
"I did. A 5." -- Finken
"In the earface." -- Qleppy
"Fuck you, that's going in quotes." -- Luna
"Lays down... dies slowly... OW!" -- Qleppy
"He's all like 'Oh Eilistraee, you're so tight.'" -- Ken
"Fear my teabag! *garglescream*" -- Qleppy, talking through X-Mas
Cthulhu Plushie
"The unused Cthulhu, and Clulu, err... Kaluthu..." -- Qleppy
"Yes, Kaluha, I see Cthulhu with a big sombrero and a grass skirt, dancing
with a girly drink." -- Ken
"Pendant: 1200 gold
Ring: 700 gold
Ivory scrollcase: 90 gold
Extra dagger when you need one: Priceless." -- Qleppy
"...penis..." -- Ken
"Ken's implanting subliminal messages. Luna's just gonna wake up one
night. 'Man, I want some cock!'" -- Kirk
"Kirk, stop licking strange pipes." -- Luna
"She doesn't have the maturity to roleplay at our level." -- Ken
"Heh, penis." -- Joe
"Ya know, I've been looking for something to stick up there... CRAP!" -- Luna
"Don't elbow me with his thing in my hand... CRAP!" -- Luna
"I'm so sleepy." -- Edgar
"Damn Luna for giving me this name!" -- Liz
"Actually, the ancient Greeks thought it up, so..." -- Edgar
"What's in his pants? Disappointment." -- Qleppy
"I could always cast fireball behind the boat." -- Castor (Liz)
"We're not boat-dokening out of here!" -- Pollux (Luna)
"What the deuce?" -- Pollux (Luna)
"I don't have any cards." -- Castor (Liz)
"See, my mom had this demon fetish..." -- Elaith (Edgar)
"Let's see what's behind dome of imps number one!" -- Wil
"You bent my sword!" -- Qleppy
"That's what she said." -- Ken
"I dare to wear teh shoes." -- Finken
"Don't I get a saving thr-ow?" -- Joe
"A saving Thoreau? It's a saving transendentalist author?" -- Luna
"Here are the directions where you need to go. HRDLFA." -- Ikki (Qleppy)
"Ooh, my eyelids are on my forehead." -- Qleppy
"What are you? I'm in jail!" -- Chi'chi (Wil)
"I catch the side of one pointy nipple everytime I look at you." -- Ken
"Welcome to the party, here, have sex with the tree guy." -- Luna
*Ken takes Qleppy's Evil Dead book*
"I was gonna put it away." -- Qleppy
"Not untilI rub it on my crotch." -- Ken
*Ken does so*
*Qleppy sniffs the book*
"Smells like depends." -- Qleppy
"He makes her pants smell like fish, and she hits me." -- Edgar
"I do believe I said 'yoink'." -- Joe
"Mmm, headsyrup." -- Joe
"19 to being a lesbian. What's lesbian modifier, dex?" -- Qleppy
"He picks up the guinea pig, 'I could get good money for this in the perfume
district.'" -- Ken, NPCing.
"God took 10 when he made you." -- Ken
"God tried to take 20 when he made you, but the DM wouldn't allow it and he
botched." -- Qleppy
"She wants to stab you, Luna. Long and hard." -- Edgar
"It's hard enough to control without you playing with me." -- Ken
"My spidey sense says... nothing, cause I don't have one." -- Edgar
"He spoke your... pig-tongue." -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"You mean common?" -- Pollux (Luna)
"That be it." -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"It's got 100-foot tentacles." -- Qleppy
"Help! I'm a Japanese schoolgirl!" -- Wil
"Flashback: 'Serendipity.'" -- Ken
"Heh, breasts." -- Joe
"The Ethereal plane isn't consumed by the blood war." -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"It's the Ethereal plane! No one cares!" -- Pollux (Luna)
"Ok, so if 2+2 is 5, and the train leaves the station at 9:30... then Berli's in
hell!" -- Joe
"I forgot to carry the 1. *mumblemumble* Berli's in Acheron." -- Qleppy
"I'm rolling a lot of dice; it feels good! *rolls three 1s and a 2*" -- Qleppy
"Well, when you have improved fly speed..." -- Ken
"AUGH!" -- Luna, Qlep, Joe, and Mike
"Huh?" -- Edgar
"Was sober two slaps ago." -- Wesley (Joe)
"You're gonna die. *gigglegiggle* And it's gonna be funny." -- Mike
"It's a normal brass trap... I mean fountain." -- Ken
"I'm not gonna rape her. I'm not one of your characters." -- Edgar, to
Qleppy
"It's a damn loaf of bread! You're a pirate, not Aladdin!" -- Qleppy
"Put that away! Stop eating our mustard!" -- Ken
"No offense, but what do you see in him?" -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"He has a lot of money." -- Castor (Liz)
"Amend that, he has a lot of money and a penis." -- Luna
"She doesn't need that." -- Liz
"Who needs a penis when you have Major Image?" -- Edgar
"This is disgusting! No priestess should carry such an erotic statue! I'm
repulsed by this! *shoves statue into his vest*" -- Wesley (Joe)
"Lloth! Hunh! Good God, y'all! What is she good for? Absolutely nothin!" --
Kirk
"Ow, my hangover." -- Edgar
"I'd say that's the sound of my better rat trap, but I haven't invented it
yet." -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"He was Hiroshimitsu's lord, wad'n't he?" -- Luna
"I heard Hiroshimitsu's love-bunny." -- Ken
"We don't accept vagrants." -- NPC Thayan
"We're not here to vague." -- Wesley (Joe)
"He wouldn't be worth 6,500 if he had a vagina!" -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"I'm headin' to the temple to worship mah gahd." -- Edgar
"Yer gettin' into the slave thing a little early." -- Ken
"Swing lowww..." -- Mike, singing
*Liz grabs for handcuffs*
"Hey, I'm Puerto Rican, it's like a second skin." -- Edgar, who is not Puerto
Rican
"Drop the weapons or I'll shoot the gensai." -- Wesley, holding a gun to his
own head (Joe)
"You can roll gather information to try and figure it out." -- Ken
"*rolls a 9* I figured out cold fusion!" -- Luna
"Oh my god! I have a fiendish fetish!" -- Joe
"Darling, don't cream yourself." -- Luna
"Too late." -- Joe
"Dude, what's with you and penises lately?" -- Edgar
"Dude, didn't you know? I love the cock!" -- Kirk
"Startin' to scare me, man." -- Edgar
"You're the valedictorian and football captain, like, of your school." -- Kirk,
to his D20
"It's 7 men long." -- Ken
"As you go into stupid commoner... It was as big as a house and twice as
ugly!" -- Mike
"Dude, there's a new record: your house ate my dicebag." -- Edgar
"I have a question about you Ikki: Do you think Pink Floyd is the BEST BAND
EVER?" --Chi'Chi' (Wil)
"But in the mean time, let's...ruin Luna's self-esteem." -- Ken
*Everyone stares at Luna*
"Yo, the book was so much better." -- Wil
"Ow! What was that for?" -- Wesley (Joe)
"Your back." -- Castor (Liz)
"What? It's a back!" -- Wesley (Joe)
"You did what?" -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"Destroyed the jade; don't you listen to my zombie-like tone when I'm under
mind control?" -- Wesley (Joe)
"Wanna drive my car? Oh my God I said that." -- Ken, to Liz
"Ritual ritual ritual. *In sylvan* I'm taking your blood to resurrect the
succubus." -- Ikki (Qleppy)
"Apparently now the sound of resurrecting a succubus is..." -- Ken
"...porno music to the theme of Bonanza." -- Luna
"Prestidigitation: Pants?" -- Edgar
"You're hot, wanna go hump?" -- Mika (NPC)
"Sure!" -- Pollux (Luna)
"Imagine the worst place ever." -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"Wisconsin?" -- Wesley (Joe)
"That's not normal." -- Wesley (Joe)
"We're on the Demon Web Pits, you stupid drippy fool!" -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"Y'see, when a man and a woman..." -- Wesley (Joe)
"You know, I'm five; I don't need to be told that!" -- Chi'Chi' (Wil)
"They're making the two backed beast! His bastard sword was in her
portable hole! They were dungeon delving!" -- Wesley (Joe)
"Can you explain it with condiments?" -- Chi'Chi' (Wil)
"He's scrawny, he can fit through small spaces." -- Luna, on Joe
"You just juiced all over Joe's soul." -- Ken
"The man walks up to you and goes 'OW MY NIPPLE!'" -- Ken
"Hi Joe." -- Qleppy
"What's up?" -- Joe, siting on Qleppy's lap
"You should know." -- Qleppy
"Please say that's not a pencil in your pocket." -- Joe, to Qleppy
"Qleppy, Curious George." -- Kirk
"The Curiously Strong Monkey™." -- Wil
"...I mean mint." -- Kirk
"Aaahh..." -- Qleppy
"...Comedy." -- Joe
"I was going to say penis, but..." -- Qleppy
"Poking my asleep foot." -- Ken
"Now you know how my balls felt." -- Kirk
"Black Lotus extract in my tmouth." -- Kirk
"Essentially, gnome in a mech." -- Kirk
"As long as Kirk doesn't make a ranged touch attack on me again..." -- Luna
"Who speaks German here?" -- Ashly
"GERMAN GERMAN GERMAN" -- rest of group, in unison
"Potions are even more specialer." -- Qleppy
"My family was just my mom and Mask, and he was never around..." -- Elaith
(Edgar)
"Come on! What bad ever came of giving new weapons to a race?!" -- Nerbo
(Kirk)
"Did you say bard or god?" -- Joe
"Bard?...God?..." -- Mike
"BARDGOD!" -- Qleppy
"Hey Castor!" -- Wesley (Joe)
"*BAM!*" -- Castor (Liz)
"Why are you smacking him?" -- Chi'Chi' (Wil)
"It's..." -- Castor (Liz)
"Kinky." -- Qleppy
"Nipple crack corn..." -- Kirk's gamer's Turette's
*Open door; walk in* -- Wesley (Joe)
*BAM!* -- Castor (Liz)
(this is silent theatre--ed.)
"Nerbo's eating his nightly sammich." -- Kirk
"It's a... I don't know." -- Wesley (Joe)
"I can only 'Make Whole' one more time today." -- Pollux (Luna)
"Why do you wanna make holes in the ship?" -- Chi'Chi' (Wil)
"You might wanna pay attention to me." -- Ken
"Aww..." -- Qleppy
"I could rage if I wasn't unconcious." -- Edgar
"Murky vision." -- Fox
"Like my pie." -- Edgar
"Yeah...What?" --- Fox
"Aaahh! Take that, bitch!" -- Ken
"Hope you have earplugs, you fish fuck!" -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"So, what are you wearing?" -- Joe
"Nothing." -- Qleppy
"Woah!" -- Joe
"...but clothes." -- Qleppy
"Awww." -- Joe
"This is more screwed up than corkscrew rape." -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"Are you a whore?" -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"NO! I'm a priestess! Of the love goddess!" -- NPC priestess
"How much does it cost for some of that love?" -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"You don't eat plot; you smoke plot." -- Wil
"Unless you make plot brownies." -- Fox
"Dude, you could make his head into a bong!" -- Kirk
"When he gets older, moss starts growing in weird places." -- Kirk, on Ikki
"I hope his crotch is facing on the north side." -- Kirk, still on Ikki
"Which way is north? Qleppy, drop your pants." -- Edgar
"Ikki, bleed on these pancakes." -- Luna
"Yeah, and it's gonna be roleplaying when I kick your ass!" -- Wil
"He's immune, except for axes and fire spells. As Ikki becomes a gazebo."
-- Unknown
"At least I'm not sticky." -- Liz
"Ya have any potions of 'not die'?" -- Chi'Chi (Wil)
"Wow, he's huge!" -- Liz
"That's what she said!" -- Qleppy
"He reaches into his bag and pulls out...?" -- Ken
"A ba-bomb!" -- Qleppy
"It's a big blob of insects formed into one amorphous form." -- Ken
"Can we call it Oogie-Boogie?" -- Finken
"He pokes his pinky into the tree man's throat; it goes in and twists." -- Ken
"I feel all smily now." -- Ikki (Qleppy)
"Wayne Brady's the biggest oreo in the world!" -- Mike
"Wesley the bisexual pirate." -- Luna
"His cutlass swings both ways." -- Kirk
"All of these numbers! Seventeen? What's that mean?" -- Melissa
"The major is... a weapon!" -- Ken
"A greatsword!" -- Edgar
"A cutlass!" -- Joe
"A big rock for me to huck!" -- Melissa
"Come to Crazy Nerbo's house of infirtility!" -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"I wouldn't do her with a Duregar's dick!" -- Nerbo (Kirk), on Castor
"Booze and whores, that's just the presbyterians." -- Ken, on Dwarven
religion
"So, how's the weather here this time of year underground?" -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"Moist and damp, like our women!" -- NPC Dwarf
"Not when I take a chunk out of your arm." -- Melissa
"I like my chunks!" -- Kirk
"My colon is roomier than most family-sized sedans." -- Kirk
"Testicular cancer... OF THE LUNGS!" -- Qleppy
"I have the coolest earring ever." -- Luna, with a calculator clipped onto her
earlobe
"Yeah, you're a tart monkey." -- Qleppy
"I'm gonna quote that. *grab's Luna's sheet*" -- Ken
"What language is it?" -- Ed
"It's Dwarfelven...a..." -- Ken
"I'm gonna play with your hairline." -- Ken
"Stop playing with my part!" -- Luna
"You shouldn't rape and pillage. It's bad." -- Narandir (Edgar)
"No shit." -- Argus (NPC)
"Three times bidet." -- Ken, with DM Mouth
"The axe is... it starts with an F, and ends with a UCK." -- NPC
"Firetruck?" -- Liz
"You come face to face with the enemy commander, then a fireball blows
him off the face of the earth." -- Ken
"Stupid thing being directly behind me where my eyes aren't." -- Ken
"Look at the broken pieces of my axe." -- Mike
"I would've made a great Dwarven king!" -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"'My sword's my grandpa!' Ikki, we need a new barbarian!" -- Joe
"This one's broke! I think we left him out in the sun too long!" -- Qleppy
"It's my new familiar: Growley Coleman!" -- Ken
"This is the happiest seisure of my life!" -- Wil
"Girls have cooties!" -- Ken
"If by cooties, you mean herpes, then yes." -- Edgar
"I toss it into the air, and bat it with my grandpa." -- Edgar
"But he's our captain man thingy." -- Narandir (Edgar)
"I've got the plague. *grabs sponge* Isn't it supposed to be washable?" --
Wil
"The plague doesn't come off with sponges." -- Edgar
"Tastes like pancakes... IKKI, NO!" -- Kirk
"You got circus penis crap on my new shirt!" -- Mike
"I can get you out of the chains without hurting you." -- Ikki (Qleppy)
"She's unconscious." -- Ken
"Then she's willing. *pause* *shakes head in disgust*" -- Qleppy
"Giggity giggity giggity." -- Edgar
"Um, I'm gonna think at this one..." -- Mike
"You dare to intrude upon the sanctified area of me, Divestra, Imperagon's
head bodyguard?" -- Divestra (NPC)
"Apparently we do." -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"Hey Rhilanis, how ya doin?" -- Ken
"I can't feel anything below my soul!" -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"When people fall down the stairs, it's funny; except for Luna, 'cause then
we have to nurse her back to health." -- Wil
"Hugh Jackman, get out of my sack!"-- Joe
"So when Joe's wearing those glasses, he wears his girlfriend's pants, and
cries because they're too tight." -- Edgar, on Joe wearing Wil's emo-riffic
glasses
"Wasn't I just a fetus?" -- Finken
"I'm talking to my friend, who isn't you." -- Finken
"After all the oral sex..." -- Kirk
"Yeah, but then we ran out of lube and had to use mayonnaise." -- Finken
"You look like you're gonna skin me and dance around naked wearing my
skin." -- Joe
"Behold my Joecoat!" -- Luna
"Mike and the amazing technicolour Joecoat!" -- Mike
"Insulting is a form of respect from him." -- Mika (Luna), on Rhilanis
"It hits Uncle Drippy." -- Ken
"There goes my Christmas present." --Joe
"Now both my guns are broken. Nerbo, you and I need to have a talk about
the craftsmanship on these." -- Wesley (Joe)
"Nothing's wrong with my craftsmanship; you're just a fuckup." -- Nerbo
(Kirk)
"Faggot, faggot, faggot!" -- Wil
"That was the cutest thing I've ever heard!" -- Liz
"I'm trying to roleplay!" -- Liz
"Could you not roleplay in my ear?" -- Melissa
"War, hunh, good God y'all, what is it good for? ...XP, that's what it's good
for." -- Qleppy
"And, hey, I'll vibrate for you, Joe." -- Edgar
"Why did I come downstairs to a sucking sound and the phrase 'I can only do
this for so long.'?" -- Melissa
"What's 19 plus 7?" -- Wil
"26." -- Joe
"Good. I got an 18." -- Wil
"Are you my queen?" -- Wive (Melissa)
"I'm not your queen, but I am a..." -- Corellon Larethian (NPC)
"I just raped myself." -- Wil
"All right, I just called Finken's cell phone and OOH! Kool-aid packets!" --
Kirk
"I'll take you to another country someday." -- Kirk
"Did you say, 'I'm anally cunting the table'?" -- Ken
"Can we read his mind?" -- Wive (Melissa)
You hear this: '...' -- Ken
The number you have dialed can't be reached. Please hang up and try again.
-- Joe
"Don't worry, we'll make the ogre fly." -- Wive (Melissa)
"What the hell are you doing?" -- Melissa
"Bouncyball!" -- Kirk
"Ok, so we got the beer and the hoochies. Which one do you want?" -- Gond
(NPC)
"I'll take the hoochies." -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"So beer then. How bout beer and hoochies? And meatloaf." -- Gond (NPC)
"Alright! Meatloaf!" -- Nerbo (Kirk)
"MY LOVE!" -- Dyson (NPC)
"She's quite tasty!" -- O.M. (Melissa)
"He says, 'I know!'" -- Wil
*to Chi'Chi*
"Die, you..." -- Dyson (NPC)
"...rat bastard." -- Luna