"I'm gonna need to make up a feat called Kill Ikki." -- Wil
"Put pants on!" -- Wesley (Joe)
"You should talk." -- Ikki (Qleppy)
"Where're my pants?!" -- Wesley (Joe)
"I'll have you know, I'm male." -- Pollux (Luna)
"Have you noticed the dress you're wearing?" -- Rhilanis (Mike)
"I can't sneak attack elementals. I need to make a feat called Kill Wesley."
-- Wil
"And then a feat called Kill Bill." -- Joe
"It lets you sneak attack Uma Thurman." -- Mike
"See this poster? Don't do what you did to get this." -- Ikki (Qleppy)
"Um, Ikki, that's a poster of you in a thong." -- Wesley (Joe)
"A tree grows under your ass. You feel something sharp and barbed slide up
your ass." -- Ken
"Don't clench..." -- Joe
"You clench. Take 4 damage." -- Ken
"That's my crotch, not the adventure!" -- Liz
"The Eye of Thundera." -- Luna
"If he gets the Eye of Thundera, I get the Sword of Plundarr." -- Mike
"I want the Sword of Omens." -- Qleppy
"It's sort of part of the Eye, it's just a dagger. It's useless." -- Mike
"Then I want Snarf." -- Qleppy
"For eating purposes only." -- Kirk
"If he gets to keep Snarf, I get to keep Cheetara." -- Luna
"For eating purposes only." -- Wil
"Hi Rhilanis!" -- Chi'Chi (Wil)
"I don't remember ordering you." -- drunk Rhilanis (Mike)
"Today, August 27, Wesley made a will save." -- Wil
"I'm getting tooled!" -- Luna
"Like a strewgyver." -- Qleppy
.:Broken Sword 2: Electric Boogaloo:.
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