Medieval
"You're in the middle of cooking your..." -- Ken
"...child." -- Fox
*Morganna (Liz) accidentally sets Sir Gwaine (Qleppy) on fire*
"*pause* Sorry." -- Morganna (Liz)
"*pause* It happens." -- Sir Gwaine (Qleppy)
"Can I look outside?" -- Ruth
"You peek your head out the window and see..." -- Ken
"A tree. *thumph*" -- Luna
"If I wake up and my stuff isn't there, someone's gonna die in their sleep!"
-- Fox
"And her name is WHORE!" -- Luna
"We don't know what it does, but things come on it and we lose san." --
Luna, on the Television
"What the crap?" -- Luna
"You're in a carriage, but it's upside down." -- Ken
"What the crap?" -- Kristoph (Fox)
"I'm loving your milk, Luna." -- Fox
"I'm a free woman!" -- Ken
"You, your husband is dead, your children are..." -- NPC
"...ugly." -- Fox
"Listen check... 4... Dex modifier?" -- Fox
"Listen!" -- Ken
"I CAN'T SHMEER BOO!" -- Kristoph (Fox)
"Apparently it didn't, but it did." -- Qleppy
"Roll SAN." -- Ken
"Why?" -- Luna, Fox, Liz, Qleppy
"No, in real life." -- Ken
"Knotholes with really nice yams." -- Luna
"The extremely large..." -- Ken
"...testicles." -- Fox
"*feels under eyes* Yeah, my testicles are kinda saggy..." -- Qleppy
"You hit it in the side of the side." -- Ken
"I hope I didn't kill him." -- Morganna (Liz)
"No, but he's really, really unconcious." -- Ken
"You're a whore!" -- Liz
"An aristocratic whore at that... wait, what the crap?" -- Fox
"Hey, peeing from the inside is a lot safer!" -- Sir Gwaine (Qleppy)
"Golden showers! I'm blessed!" -- Qleppy
"You wake up..." -- Ken
"...eating food." -- Fox
"I described the description." -- Ken
"I can read it, it's Cow language." -- Luna
"Now I'm dirty again." -- Miss Kitty (Ruth)
"You're always dirty; you're a whore." -- Kristoph (Fox)
"What happened?" -- Kristoph (Fox)
"You got crushed by a buttload of rocks." -- Sara (Luna)
"I love you, shield. *hump hump*“ -- Luna
1890s
"What am I wanted for? I'm the one who hunts crooks!" -- Law (Luna)
"You're wanted for all of the collateral damage you cause." -- NPC (Ken)
"What collateral damage?" -- Law (Luna)
"You fight with two shotguns, Law." -- NPC (Ken)
1923
"Who's the boss?" -- Alice (Dori)
"That'd be Tony." -- 'Face' (Luna)
"Yeah, a lot of people die, it happens, don't hug them." -- Tony (Edgar)
"Your ear, man!" -- Jack (Joe)
"What? It's on my face!" -- Tony (Edgar)
"The bad men are in there?" -- Alice (Dori)
"Badmen?" -- 'Face' (Luna)
"Badmen?" -- Butch (Qleppy)
"Badmen?" -- Tony (Edgar)
"Batman?!" -- Mike
"The windows were boarded up too, weren't they?" -- Qleppy
"You don't see any windows." -- Ken
"But there were windows before?" -- Qleppy
"Roll san." -- Ken
"I think the whole blood spraying out of my head and me dying would put a
damper on the game." -- Luna
"I'd enjoy it, though. The whole blood spraying, not the you dying. 'Aw, I
really liked Luna. Blood! Yay!'" -- Edgar
"They're scuba-dooing it." -- Dori
"Did you say scuba-dooing it?" -- Luna
"I said Scooby-Dooing it." -- Dori
"You said scuba-dooing it." -- Luna
"You can call me Face if you want. Everyone does." -- 'Face' (Luna)
"Why would you want to call your face?" -- Alice (Dori)
"Imagine that dinner. Beer-battered Edgar and Mike's livers." -- Luna
"My head's definitely gonna 'splode." -- Mike
"Starts with a Necro, ends with a Nomicon." -- Ken
"Martha Stewart's Cooking Guide?" -- Joe
"Necro-Martha Stewart's Cooking Guide-Nomicon." -- Ken
1946
"He's wearing a yellow headbad, war paint on his face, it's just mud." -- Joe,
on Max (Mike)
"He's naked for some reason." -- Luna
"And he's weilding his penis." -- Joe
"Well, at least we know he's Jewish." -- Luna
"He's shifty. He's evil. He's Satan!" -- Max (Mike)
"He's a little kid! He's just as screwed as we are!" -- Daniel (Luna)
"Well, now he's more screwed, judging from the bullet wound in his gut." --
Alex (Edgar)
"*like an old New York Jewish lady* You're gonna catch cold!" -- Ken
"I'm Jewish! Oh God, I'm Jewish." -- Mike
"I'm king of the --oh shit, zombies!" -- Chris, sitting in
*power goes out*
"Edgar... don't take this the wrong way, but... *moves closer to Edgar*" --
Joe
"I attempt to disbelieve in Hitler." -- Luna
"On this day, October 31, 2004, 3:30 AM, during the 1946 session of 'Broken
Time', a Call of Cthulhu campaign, a flash of light lit Wilson, and the power
cut out." -- Luna, as a tribute to the creepiness.