"Somewhere along the lines, a fey got nasty with her parents." -- Joe
"8 to a no-duh check." -- Ken
"Murder is against nature, so yeah, it is my job." -- Mea (Liz)
"You're not in the woods anymore." -- NPC
"I can't beliece I'm gonna say this." -- Mike
"How much for the dragon in the window?" -- Rixxen (Mike)
"Come on, you know you love my sexy ass." -- Mike
"Okay, I do." -- Ken
"Vulgar woman." -- Nomar (Ken)
"You would be too if you were inside a living skin!" -- Mea (Liz)
"Technically, I am." -- Nomar (Ken)
"I can't stop staring at the rat penis." -- Joe
"Joe loves the ratcock." -- Mike
"Come on, ya cityboy pussy; I'm gonna make you a man!" -- Narnia (Luna)
"Can I have it?" -- Pif (Wil)
"It was given to me by the closest thing I have to a father." -- Rixxen (Mike)
"...can I have it?" -- Pif (Wil)
"And you can't spell Narnia without a closet. And you can't spell Narnia
without a lion, or a witch, or a wardrobe." -- Nomar, singing a love song
"Narnia, can't write Narnia without C.S. Lewis." -- Nomar, still singing his love
song
"But they're Gnome panties, so it's really just a cork." -- Ken
"Fine, I'll dump it in your hole." -- Mike
"What are you, a paedophile?" -- NPC
"Yes, I enjoy the child poon." -- Rixxen (Mike)
"Out of game, I love you guys. In game, too." -- Luna
"In game, you tried to love Rixxen." -- Mike
"And failed." -- Liz
"Only cause he woke up." -- Luna
"What?" -- Wil
"Come on, put two and two together... get four..." -- Mea (Liz)
"I stop flapping and start fapping." -- Luna
"Honesty, my friend found it and I'm supposed to meet them later." --
Nomar (Ken)
"Roll bluff." -- Joe
"I'm not doing this for the wad." -- Ken
"Being the lawful good cleric you are..." -- Joe
"I rob him." -- Dave
"In the whole Broken Gaming campaigns, there's a lot of sex." -- Mike
"Yeah, there is. And it's not all my fault!" -- Wil
"This place is a Necromancer's wet dream." -- Nomar (Ken)
"Fate can't screw us over that badly. Sooner or later something's gotta go
for us." -- Rixxen (Mike)
"There's a lot of lesbians in that book. Not enough gay man sex." -- Luna
"It's all in the back. ...no, there's an NPC!" -- Joe
"There's tentacles in so many places!" -- Mike
"Ooh, wait. I have Craft: Maccaroni & Cheese." -- Wil
"Pif, stop licking your ass." -- Narnia (Luna)
"But it's dirty!" -- Pif (Wil)
"It's baby juice, isn't it?" -- Pif (Wil)
"Welcome to Ravenloft. Ladies drink free." -- Pif (Wil)
"I can counter Block The Seed." -- Ken
"You can't counter a wire hanger." -- Luna
"In any other setting, you'd be right." -- Joe
"Wil, I'd like to see your panties anytime." -- Joe
"664, 665, SATAN, 667..." -- Pif (Wil), counting
"Rixxen's screwed!" -- Luna
"Then cast a different spell!" -- Mike
"None of my spells can affect him!" -- Luna
"WELCOME TO NARNIA!" -- Mike
"Rolling a 1 in Kult is a critical hit!" -- Ken
"Then my dice'll rock! Especially this one! *holds up Orange d20 of
oldness*" -- Luna
*Mike rolls a botch on it* "Wow!" -- Mike
"Mike, you're doing well for getting hit in the eye lately." -- Luna
"It's all payback for when Mike hit me in the eye." -- Joe
"Joe, I'll show you my panties for only one level." -- Wil
"Technically I shouldn't have been put to sleep there." -- Wil
"Okay, the material component was a frying pan." -- Joe
"Actually, that'd be a focus." -- Luna
"The sign has a set of laws on it. One says 'Citizens may not read or write.'"
-- Joe
"Then why did they write it down?" -- Luna
"Why is that lizard wearing a cloak?" -- NPC Guard
"Because... it's cute." -- Narnia (Luna)
"Your cuteness has no effect on me." -- NPC Guard
"Is that lizard intelligent?" -- NPC Guard
"I am I am I am I am I am!" -- Pif (Wil)
"...not really." -- Narnia (Luna)
"I want an Egg McMuffin. Hold the egg, and the Mc." -- Pif (Wil)
"I don't even count as a person!" -- Wil, on Enlarge Person