"You can be a pintle mounted whatever-you-are." -- Jim (Tom)
"I'm a creepy old awful person." -- Whiskey Jack (Lexx)
"I once fixed Gary Busey's TV. You scare me more than he did." -- Jim (Tom)
"I go into mantis style and then I shoot him." -- Tom
"I cast dragon's claw at the darkness." -- Tom
"The glow wants you to take the knot!" -- Klutch (Luna), on Jack, who is a
coyote man
*eating radrat burgers*
"I've had rat, and this is way better. Your religion's gaining points, Jack!" --
Klutch (Luna)
"Eh?" -- Whiskey Jack (Lexx)
"Radiation makes shit taste good!" -- Klutch (Luna)
"That's what the ladies tell me!" -- Whiskey Jack (Lexx)
"There's one huggin' her pretty fiercely. With his mouth." -- Ken
"Shit got flip-turned upside down." -- Luna
"Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and tell you how Rustle
became the town of a prince called...ass." -- Tom
"You are one eccentric man." -- NPC
"I don't know what that word means, but if I did, I'm sure I'd take
umbrage." -- Jim (Tom)
"Whiskey Sour! Holy Roller! ...Crotch!" -- Jim (Tom), hollering for the party
*Blasted Lotus is pasted, pulped, and misted by gunfire*
"Blasted Lotus." -- Tom
"Hamburger Lotus." -- Josh
"Lexx, you should heal him, so you'd be Hamburger Helper." -- Tom
"I'm rolling tracking, Ken! I'm gonna track how much of a liar your are." --
Tom
"I rolled a 13. You're, you're a fucking liar, Ken." -- Tom
"Roll overawe." -- Ken
"Roll overalls? There's an overalls skill. Can Rustle switch from tracking to
overalls?" -- Tom
"You're walking through the wasted west of Wyoming. Fucking alliteration!"
-- Ken
"I'm just glad my ass no longer has a target on it." -- Klutch (Luna)
"Who said that happened?" -- Whiskey Jack
"And a random penis." -- Logan
"Just in case he feels like gnawing on some cock." -- Luna
"That's my spleen! Or kidneys. Something with pee." -- Jim (Tom)
"No, there's no grape in there. Well maybe Gilbert. Dunno what's eating
him." -- Jim (Tom)
"You have to do three wounds to his penis." -- Ken
"In what other game do you get to say that?!" -- Tom
"Consentual! You can't spell consentual without sensual." -- Whiskey Jack
(Lexx)
"But... that's spelled wrong." -- Klutch (Luna)
"Shh!" -- Whiskey Jack (Lexx)
"Remember three weeks ago?" -- Doc (Tom)
"The one with the car on the highway?" -- Crow's Nest (Testa)
"No, the one with the Mexican knife fighter." -- Doc (Tom)
"The time with the tomato sauce?" -- Crow's Nest (Testa)
"No, you're thinking of Luigi." -- Doc (Tom)
"I have jerky let's go left." -- Bosun (Eoj), with a run-on sentence
"Anyone with the name Tom is a scumbag." -- Tom
"Doc would be like," -- Tom
"This is the most boring story in the world. Elliot was born in 1952 to a family
of two, and they ate shoe leather. One day his mother found a magical milk
carton and everybody laughed at him but he drank from that magical milk
carton and it was always full. Then he found a sword." -- Doc (Tom)
"There once was a guy named Yog, who liked a bit of a snog. She gave him
some brain, and then she went insane, and he wrote about it in his blog." --
Doc (Tom)
"Is this another rolling zombie head incident? Because I really hope it's
another rolling zombie head incident." -- Luna, referencing Urban Unity
"Let me explain this to ya. It's like ten-thousand spoons when all you need
is a knife." -- Doc (Tom)
"I see London, I see France, Klutch has a small dick." -- Tom
"If you see a frog, RIP ITS EYES OUT!" -- Bosun (Eoj)
"His soul tastes like cornflakes." -- Phain (Tom)
"If you'd like me to hold your breath for you, I can." -- Phain (Tom)
"Are you coming onto me?" -- Bosun (Eoj)
"Dear God, you're see-through." -- NPC
"I do have an aire of transparency." -- Phain (Tom)
"YEAAAH! ...taco salad." -- Josh
"So I fired a warning shot into his head. My momma says, 'Now you shot
your daddy and I have to turn you in.' So she fell on my machete 9 times."
-- Shade (Parsley)
"People in glass houses." -- Shade (Parsley)
"What about them?" -- Phain (Tom)
"Two things. They shouldn't throw rocks and they shouldn't masturbate in
the daytime." -- Shade (Parsley)
"It's much better than the buttfucker sword." -- Frank
"Klutch is sitting on an open phonebook. 'It's ok, my back doesn't hurt
because I'm sitting on a chiropractor.'" -- Tom
"I am called the RZA, that is the JZA, and he is Old Trashy Bastard." -- Phain
(Tom)
"Now, me and my cowboy hat are thinkin'..." -- Bosun (Eoj)
"I'm going to launch the dumpster like a missile into the wield of feat." --
Josh, unable to say "field of wheat"