"We have you to thank for saving us from the attack lepers." -- Natalia
(Sara)
"Mmm...gothy widows... I love a woman that's been touched by a dead
man." -- Sara, on the creepy innkeeper who was sniffing Celia's laundry
"You will guide me! You will be my guide... in... in..." -- Natalia (Sara)
"*referring to his name* It's Boon." -- Boon (Brad)
"...in Boon!" -- Natalia (Sara)
"I've deflowered myself. I am no longer the petal, I am a withered rose of a
man." -- Brad
"I'm a Boon-erang!" -- Brad
"My name's Clem." -- NPC
"It rhymes with phlegm." -- Brad
"You hear a faint, 'eeeee' sound." -- Ken
"Did you just hear an E?" -- Celia (Luna)
"Aw, Hell, -not that I believe in Hell- but still, I can take 'em." -- Boon (Brad)
"Quickly, to the Boon-horsie!" -- Brad
"You've been Booned!" -- Sara
"...the old MacDonald farm." -- Ken
"E-I-E-I Wendigo." -- Brad
"You smell the bad breath of him eating people." -- Ken
"Is McMountie back?" -- Brad
"We're still undressing Mr. Boon! Oh, I said that rather loudly." -- Natalia
(Sara)
"Nice." -- Celia (Luna)
*Boon pile-drives a werewolf*
"KA-BOON!" -- Brad
"They're gonna make us drink milk!" -- Natalia (Sara), on Mormons
"They're gonna come after us with the milk police!" -- Natalia (Sara), still on
Mormons
"And you are a condecending porker." -- Jack (Brad)
"You'll regret it when you're not on the planet Rhubarb!" -- NPC Mormon
"Eat shit and drink milk." -- Patrick (Bailey)
"They're like the Amish, only broken." -- Bailey, on the crazy Mormons
"Jack, you can take The Steamer..." -- Celia (Luna)
"Get away from my dice, cat, or you will go to hell!" -- Bailey, in an Irish
accent
"He's not a Mormon... They're clean livers! He doesn't have a clean liver." --
Jack (Brad)
"I could use a Steamer right now." -- Patrick (Bailey)
"I wanna be a Mormon!" -- Jack (Brad)
"Don't say that! They'll make you drink milk!" -- Natalia (Sara)
"Exodus 20:13. It says 'thou shall not murder.' It doesn't say anything about
Mormons." -- Patrick (Bailey)
"We're all equal, but Brother Grime is the better equal." -- NPC
"So he's Splenda?" -- Patrick (Bailey)
*backstory: Law (Luna) is harrowed, who died in a firey explosion)
"Mmm... undead nipples." -- Bailey, on Law
"Hey, they're illusory. My real ones burned off years ago." -- Luna, on Death
Mask
*everyone shudders*
*Patrick's stick turns into a snake and crawls away*
"Hey, you, stop that and get back here!" --Patrick (Bailey)
"Not that that would really help against POO!" -- Sara
"I got a 4-die soak against poo." -- Brad
"Clearly, I have a rack of holding." -- Sara
"Probably dreaming about something tasty, 'cause he was all 'mmm'." --
Sara
"My prison is full of poo. I think I'll go to Denny's." -- Kirk
"I'm reckonin' someone should be tellin' me what's goin' on, and why I'm
horny." -- Jack