"I hate short people." -- NPC with a hangover
"But you're so pretty." -- Blanc (Ken), the halfling
"They just hang around in the basement all day." -- NPC
"My God... THEY'RE GAMERS!" -- Luna
"So, XPnis." -- Ken
"If only this water was more acidic, then it would eat through my head." --
Blanc (Ken)
"I'm gonna get you an abacus." -- Erl the Thick (Doug)
"I don't read." -- Henrick (Fox)
"I'm going to shake him vigorously like a baby." -- Eoj
"He whines like a lemur. Lies like one too." -- Charngaul (Kirk)
"Kinda smells like one too." -- Fox
*Ken sets undead minis around Blanc's mini*
"It's my posse. ...it's a smelly posse. Kinda wet too... ...maybe hairy." -- Ken
"I wonder if Elven women have pointy labia." -- Kirk
"Anything in there?" -- Seebo (Joe)
"It's a big, hollow, black shaft." -- Henrick (Fox)
"Is he 10ftx10ft?" -- Ken
"No. *fixes mini*" -- Bailey
"I'm significantly less scared of him now." -- Ken
"You fucked up my ugly." -- NPC Ghoul
"*reads description from module* Over 60ft from the top of the shaft. The
floor resembles black marble with thick veins of purple OH MY GOD! *throws
module over shoulder*" -- Bailey
.:Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil:.
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