"*bites into hand of celestial* ...tastes good! Literally!" -- Swini (Luna)
"Let me pull out my magical map of Goodness! Oh look, we go Right Up
YOUR ASS!" -- Ilvallois (Mike)
"What're you, chicken? I bet you taste like chicken." -- Swini (Luna)
"Cleric walks by, 'I haven't detected evil in a while... HOLY CRAP!'" -- Ken
"Well, since I'm out of useful spells, I... will... SUCK BLACK DAGGER!" -- Mike
*when offered Unicorn blood* "I'm kind of allergic. *bluff*" -- Aramil (Joe)
"That's not right." -- NPC Salesman
"...it leaves a rash..." -- Aramil (Joe)
"Oh, um, TMI..." -- NPC Salesman
"It's very rare. One in 20." -- Aramil (Joe)
"That's not rare!" -- Luna
"...thousand." -- Joe