"A large bear-like creature appears in front of you." -- Ken
"A communist!" -- Dr. Sir Nigel Peter Von Hoffleboff III Esq. Is Here III
Killamajig (Fox)
"It only looks tough because its mother is an ugly bitch!" -- Theodore
Pizbutts Jr. Sr. (Doug), on a Deathclaw

"It's like drinking tobasco sauce straight out of the cow." -- Theodore
Pizbutts Jr. Sr. (Doug)

"They're led by a man named Bubba Ray Billy Bob." -- NPC
"That's the dumbest name I've ever heard!" -- Dextrose Riboflavin Camacho
(Luna)
"
REALLY?!" -- Dr. Sir Nigel Peter Von Hoffleboff III Esq. Is Here III
Killamajig (Fox)

"Dr. Killamajig's discount amputations." -- Fox

.:Fallout:.
Full character names used for amusement's sake, as well as context, 'cause holy shit, man.