"Asian cows." -- Luna
"Mou." -- Wil & Luna

"Here, Kobushi-kun.  Have an egg." -- Yuurei (Luna)
"Thanks.  *bites into it, it's full of dust*  Gah!" -- Kobushi (Joe)

"What?  Yer gonna say that about my mother?" -- Drunk #1 (NPC)
"My mother's yer mother!" -- Drunk #2 (NPC)
"You bastard!" -- Drunk #1 (NPC)

"Ninja that noise." -- Kirk

"I can't math." -- Ken

"The A-fucking-pocolypse stone." -- Luna

"You feel the room grow visibly... yeah, visibly and tactilely... *raspberry*  
It gets warm." -- Ken

"Why are you so good, Mystra?" -- Kelemvor (Kirk)
"Magic." -- Mystra (Kirk)
"That's your excuse for everything." -- Kelemvor (Kirk)
(The previous was entirely out of game.)

"So there's a snake-man, a puppy-boy, a fox-lady; is an arm gonna sprout
out of your forehead?" -- Abdul (Kirk)
"If so, there's a problem." -- Corrino (Mike)

"So explain this further, now that we're a sausage party." -- Rinji (Wil)

"Rinji, stop poking me or I'll bite you.  I mean... stop poking me." -- Narse
(Edgar)

"I'm ok, my alcoholism broke my fall." -- Luna

"Chris, are you making something?" -- Mike
"No.  But yes.  But mostly no." -- Chris (sitting in)

"His sneeze echoes." -- Ken
"Choo choo choo choo!" -- Joe
"Bear bear bear bear." -- Mike

"Hint: when a guy loves a guy, and they're stuck on a boat for a really
long-ass time..." -- Rinji

"Eat the pork.  Save the world." -- Mike (as Rhilanis)

"You shoulda seen what Ken did with Miss Frost last night.  He bent her over
that DM screen..." -- Joe

"Here, Kobishi-kun.  Want an egg?" -- Yuurei (Luna)
"No!  Do you think I'm an idiot?" -- Kobushi (Joe)
"Dunno what your problem is.  *eats the egg, it's normal*  See? *offers
another egg*" -- Yuurei (Luna)
"*takes egg, bites into it, it's full of dust*  DAMMIT!" -- Kobushi (Joe)

.:Broken Sword: Fried Rice:.