"A dung among men." -- NPC
"It were me dagger. I dun care if I down own one, it were me dagger." --
Solomen (Ken), explaining away what was poking Rift the night before
"And if you steal anything from the farms... don't tell anyone." -- NPC
"Ah, my nuts! I can't taste anything!" -- Doug
"He dunked his herring!" -- Solomen (Ken)
"You start noticing sticky substances that's not semen." -- Eoj
"You stay away from her!" -- Ivy (Luna)
"She's your sister, you don't have dibs!" -- Solomen (Ken)
"We saw two hobgoblins having gay sex." -- Ivy (Luna)
"Ah, so they were fighting for strength and honour." -- Solomen (Ken)
"Or the gay hobgoblins." -- Solomen (Ken)
"Knob goblins." -- Rift (Doug)
"Do you need help?" -- Ivy (Luna)
"No thanks. It's my choice to be in this elephant." -- NPC
"We are all travellers in this game of Life." -- Solomen (Ken)
"Actually, this is D&D, but it still stands." -- Rift (Doug)
*vicous angry grimace* "This is my diplomacy face! None can resist it!" --
Solomen (Ken)
"YEAH!" -- Rift (Doug)