"I'm gonna cleave him with this hoagie." -- Jake (Doug)
"Jeez, I'm a sandwich shop, not a euthanasia parlor!" -- Jake (Doug)
"If you want, I got us into another movie! One we can both be in! It's a
buddy picture! It's called Turnaround and Hooch!" -- NPC
"Got kielbasi?" -- Ben (Bailey)
"Yeah!" -- Jake (Doug)
*June (Luna) and Angelo (NPC) burst out laughing*
"Give me 'bout five pounds of it." -- Ben (Bailey)
*more laughter*
"You give me $50,000 or I burn down your face." -- NPC
"You're naked." -- Ken
"My penis!" -- Jake (Doug)
"I heard you was in the hospital oh my God!" -- Tony (NPC)
"It's John Travolta talking to John Travolta!" -- Fox
"I believe in vampires, succubi, werewolves..." -- Jake (Doug)
"You just believe in succubi out of sheer hope." -- June (Luna)
"My memories and all that are here, but I can leave if you take me." -- NPC
Ghost
"This is turning into some hot loli action!" -- Luna
"*referring to turning off second sight* You have to open up for me." -- NPC
Ghost
"He's turning into John Travolta more by the day. The metamorphosis will
soon be complete." -- Luna, on Jake (Doug)
"Oh my God I got mauled by a vicious pack of cans!" -- Jake (Doug)
"I have a piece of meat in my nose." -- Fox
"Well if you lay off the orphan thing." -- Jake (Doug)
"Bad Avenger." -- Ken
"Here, we'll get you in the back seat." -- June (Luna)
"Oh baby!" -- Nic (Fox)
"Not like that! My boyfriend is in the front seat! Hey, Gelo, you into that kind
of thing dammit now I'm doin' it!" -- June (Luna)
"There's a bunch of used condoms in the back of your car along with all of
the cans." -- Ken
"You didn't have the decency to dump them out at a playground first?" --
Luna