"What am I talking about? Of course you're okay; you're a frickin' angel." --
Isaac (Luna)
"...Yeah." -- William (Fox)
"I got the sweet column-sword! I'm the next Kingdom Hearts hero!" -- Fox
"Oh yeah, you know us kids these days." -- Isaac (Luna)
"Maybe you should suck my big blue dick!" -- Modi (Bailey)
"They call it the crying statue because..." -- Ken
"Pidgeons poop in its eyes." -- Doug
*Vampire appears in hospital room, Robin jags on the nurse bell*
"I'm sorry, were you trying to use the thing attached to this? *holds up
frayed wire*" -- Oh, wait. That was your roommate's life support." -- NPC
Vampire
*Robin is at Kae's house*
"Keep your door open!" -- Kae's Mom (NPC)
*still there*
"Want some pizza rolls, Pookums?" -- Kae's Mom (NPC)
*still...*
"I can make Bagel Bites, Pookums!" -- Kae's Mom (NPC)
*and still...*
"Would you like some tomato pie, Pookums?" -- Kae's Mom (NPC)
*Kae's dad calls him downstairs*
"Son, I think you're old enough for one of these. *hands him a female
condom* Remember, son. Bag it before you tag it." -- Kae's Dad (NPC)
*Robin is looking at one of Kae's dirty magazines*
"Where'd you find that? I hid those where nobody would find them: under
my mattress!" -- Kae (Doug)
"Hon, that's the first place I checked." -- Robin (Joe)
"Nothing is worse than Taco Burger. You take that back!" -- William (Fox)
"We need to find that Isaac kid. Nice name." -- Isaac (Luna)
"It's a name I can't trust." -- William (Fox)
"It's a biblical name!" -- Isaac (Luna)
"I know!" -- William (Fox)
"Oh yeah. Ha." -- Isaac (Luna)
(William is a Demon.)
"Modi, get dressed." -- William (Fox)
"I'm just getting in touch with my natural way." -- Modi (Bailey)
"Well I don't want to get in touch with it." -- William (Fox)
"The couch says, 'Farts are stinky.'" -- Ken
"I have three dollars and sixty-two cents in me. And a french fry." -- NPC
Couch
"Bonus!" -- Modi (Bailey)
"Somebody thought of me! Yaay! I love you too, Torgi! Yaay! *waves in
the wind*" -- The Fireproof Fern (Luna)
"Fireproof Fern is the best NPC ever." -- Luna
"I keep dead bodies in the back freeeezer." -- Paco (NPC)
"She got mauled by the vampire tooth fairy." -- Doug
"Hello Modi, have a moon pie." -- Kae's Mom (NPC)
"I'm being crushed by a giant cock from the sky!" -- NPC
"Everything goes stone cold." -- Ken
*mimes getting stunner-ed, then drinking a beer* -- Fox
"Why do I have a cardboard cutout of Kae? Fuck you, that's my business!"
-- William (Fox)