"What are you doing here?" -- NPC king (Joe who had some other set of
events planned)
"Uh, um..." -- The Party (Who had no business walking directly to the king of
the town they just entered)
"Uh... We're here to warn you... about... vampiric dragons!" -- Alton (Mike)
*king fails sense motive roll*
"Oh my God!!!!" -- NPC king (Joe)
"I'm an epic level priest. I demand that you roll for divine intervention." --
Chris
"Okay, I'll give you a one percent chance per level you have of priest, so
that's an eight percent chance." -- DM (Joe)
*Rolls a four*
"Okay, the clouds part and in Power Ranger style Hephaestus comes down."
-- DM (Joe)
*Hephaestus pounding metal against anvil long after divine intervention*
"... So, are you actually going to leave?" -- NPC
"No, I'm fine here." -- Hephaestus (Joe)
"The wizard Janus has your book." -- Ektal Paladin of the Cosmos (DJ)
"Here's a hint, seal the evil deity first." -- DM (Joe)
"Your book is in the cave." -- Ektal Paladin of the Cosmos (DJ)
"But you just said that my book was over there." -- Cthulhu (NPC'd by Joe)
"You're a paladin. You can't bluff Cthulhu." -- Chris
.:Joe's God-Damned Epic Level Adventure:.
.:The Book of Godhood:.
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