"According to the expiration date, it's good for thirteen more years." -- Liz,
reading a poundcake box
*Brendan and Dave fist pound*
"Yeah! Pound on that!" -- Dave
"It's a good thing Sylvana had a buncha that meat in back. Looks like you're
packin' it away... on a regular basis." -- NPC
"A short, devilish beard." -- Dave, describing his character
"This is the way my beard grows! I don't even shave!" -- Liz
"You really gotta shave, Liz." -- Dave
"*steps out of the tree line in front of 12-odd kobolds* And lo, did the man
with hair of fire and eyes of glass did cry, 'Death to the rusty spawn of the
dragon!' *draws sword" -- Jingo (Luna)
"We are minions, yes we are. We're not allowed to drive the car." -- Doug,
singing
"Irontooth loves me, this I know. Because Irontooth told me so." -- Ken,
singing
"Irontooth loves me, he loves me a bunch, 'cause he always puts Skippy in
my lunch!" -- Luna, singing
"Your mark superceded mine, so it doesn't matter." -- Luna
"If you marked him, I wouldn't have." -- Doug
"Either way, he's marking out." -- Luna
"I love John Cena!" -- Ken
"He wants us!" -- Jingo (Luna)
"Let him come!" -- Blanc (Ken)
"Attaboy, take one for the team, Blanc!" -- Jingo (Luna)
"Fuck you!" -- Blanc (Ken)
"That wasn't a burp, that was a complaint." -- Luna
"Son of bitch!" -- Mel (Dave)
"She's, like, six feet tall." -- Liz, on Caelinna
"Jingo figures, 'Go big or go home.'" -- Luna
*Liz dies*
"Ten inches or nothin'!" -- Dave, who is convinced of Jingo's gayness
"Dave, you ever play football?" -- John
"No, I never played." -- Dave
"Oh, I was just wondering if you were wide reciever or tight end." -- John
"If he tricks us, I'll blow a hole through him." -- Blanc (Ken)
"Good, good, you'll blow him. Let's go." -- Jingo (Luna)
"Yeah, instead of Al or Ziggy, I got this asshole. *jerks his thumb at Blanc*"
-- Jingo (Luna), on his very Samuel Beckett-ness
"Fuck you." -- Blanc (Ken)
"The Blanc in me thinks desecrating the tomb is wrong, but the Jingo in me
thinks there might be loot! *points at Jingo* By the way, I know what you
do to me in the night." -- Blanc (Ken)
"Stew, put more weight on the door." -- Blanc (Ken)
"*pulls out cooked rat; eats it*" -- Stew (Doug)
"He said put more weight on the door, not put on more weight." -- Jingo
(Luna)
"It goes both ways." -- Jingo (Luna)
"Like Jingo." -- Blanc (Ken)
"Hey!" -- Jingo (Luna)
"Man, I'm mathing well." -- Luna
"I'm mathing aqueduct. That's different water." -- Doug
"When I was sick, I was flipping through the channels and that movie was
on. I was like, 'Oh Fred Savage, I know how you feel.'" -- Brendan, on The
Princess Bride
"Klaatu, barada, *coughcough*" -- Brendan, Doug, & Luna
"There... I said it." -- Liz, Dave, & Luna
"We're awesome." -- Doug
"Know what that is, Luna? *leans in* ...Perfect." -- Dave, on about Curt
Hennig
"In the alcove..." -- Brendan
"No alcoves." -- Dave
"No divots, no impressions..." -- Luna
"...there's a treasure chest." -- Brendan
"Alcoves!" -- Dave
"It's a maze!" -- Dave
"...ing." -- Ken
"*holds up holy symbol* Bahamut, help me turn undead better!" -- Blanc
(Ken)
"Oh, I'm totally with you on this one!" -- Brendan
"You have no idea of the viciousness of Orcus and that tiny pile of skulls." --
Brendan
.:Keep on the Shadowfell:.
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