"England is awesome." -- Luna
"It's the only one in Europe." -- Joe
"That's true, there is only one England in Europe." -- Luna
"We have one here, but it's newer." -- Fox
"Joe! Why is your English humour so dry?" -- Doug
"Why's your mom's vagina so dry?" -- Joe
"Because you can't get her wet." -- Fox
"I could really use some ESP right now." -- Jack (Bailey)
"Drugs are illegal." -- Max (Fox)
"Rugby is played with rugs and bees. It hurts." -- Brody (Eoj)
"That's why the Justicar books smelled funny." -- Luna
"That's because they were in my basement." -- Bailey
"By basement you mean butt." -- Fox
"Same size." -- Ken
"Looks can be decieving, yanno." -- NPC
"Not always. Look at her. She's a cunt. *points at Miss Lavender*" -- Llorne
(Ken)
"Remember that time we had Afternoon Delight at that diner?" -- Llorne
(Ken)
"Yeah!" -- Max (Fox)
"AUGH! *throws hands up and walks off*" -- Miss Lavender (Luna)
"He vanishes." -- Doug
"See, I made him do that." -- Brody (Eoj)
"Don't hate me because I'm Buck Lavender. Hate me because I'm BUCK
LAVENDER!" -- Ken
"I tired of haversacks long ago, if you know what I mean. *wink*" -- NPC
"I think he's coming onto me." -- Max (Fox)
"That bitch!" -- Llorne (Ken)
"We gotta take it out hard and fast! ...I'm not gay, really, I'm not." --
Llorne (Ken)
"The key goes into the hole and stoneshapes down." -- Doug
"Well that didn't help at all! The key hole went away!" -- Ken
"What'd you eat?" -- Llorne (Ken)
"Goodberry." -- NPC
"That's kinda hard sounding; what with it having clacked against your teeth."
-- Miss Lavender (Luna)
"It's a decentberry." -- Max (Fox)
"Man, he loves pulling shit, doesn't he?" -- Miss Lavender (Luna)
"And he loves something between his teeth when he does it." -- Llorne (Ken)
"Now he won't ride me all day. ...I'm not gay, I swear!" -- Max (Fox)
"Hey, my tongue is back!" -- Fox
"Fuck me running!" -- Fox
"Please?" -- Ken
"We could tie plastic doots to the front of it." -- Jack (Bailey)
"What's plastic?" -- Miss Lavender (Luna)
"I smell three people and a strawberry. A giant, walking strawberry." -- Fox
"Run, the vegetables are attacking!" -- Ken
"I'm not a vegetable, I'm a fruit!" -- Fox
"You've got wood in your mouth." -- Llorne (Ken)
"You handle that stick like a man posessed." -- Llorne (Ken)
"I like a dirty hole!" -- Max (Fox)
"I'm gonna go break in Max's new body." -- Llorne (Ken)
"Put your balls in my mouth!" -- Ken
"Okay! What?" -- Fox
"My name's Roamin. R-o-a-m-i-n." -- Eoj
"The Roamin Gnome?" -- Ken
*Roamin offers handshake, Llorne declines*
"I don't like to touch people." -- Llorne (Ken)
"Hey!" -- Max (Fox)
"Well, I like to touch some *looks at Max* people, but..." -- Llorne (Ken)
"I swear to God, I'll kill it from the top down!" -- Max (Fox)
"That's not a happy noise." -- Jack (Bailey)
"No, it's a 'getting things done' noise." -- Miss Lavender (Luna)
"There's only one thing to do. *gets down on knees*" -- Llorne (Ken)
"*looks happy, then realizes* Oh, not now." -- Max (Fox)
"Don't damage anything important." -- Llorne (Ken)
"Careful when you say that, he might start attacking the gnome." -- Miss
Lavender (Luna)
"How heavy is your thruster unit? ...I'm not gay!" -- Llorne (Ken)
*Max is swimming shirtless, pulling the boat*
"Did he have to take his pants off?" -- Miss Lavender (Luna)
*Miss Lavender and Llorne watch and crane their heads to look*
"*looks to Llorne, catching him* Ha!" -- Miss Lavender (Luna)
"Hey guy, I walked into a situation, didn't know what was going on, and
wanted to be a part of it! *gets killed*" -- Eoj
"Did you just 9/11 hammer-dance the mast?" -- Luna
"I'm gonna go do pushups." -- Max (Fox)
"I'm gonna go watch... *looks concerned*" -- Llorne (Ken)
"How much HP-nis does the boat have?" -- Fox
12:12am, August 2nd, 2008. Doug rolled 4 natural 1s in a row on the same
series of dierolls.
"What's with you and asses?" -- Llorne (Ken)
"That's probably the first thing today I didn't have a mental image of." -- Fox
"What, Joey masturbating?" -- Ken
"GOD DAMNIT!" -- Fox
"You guys are gay. I just wanna say that." -- Eoj
"Disrobe." -- Miss Lavender (Luna)
"Oh God! Squid boobs!" -- Eoj
"That was for your own good. And hilarious." -- Ken
"That's like asking someone to survive on styrofoam... if that exists..." --
Miss Lavender (Luna)
"You see dat big little bitty blue dot ova' dere?" -- NPC
"Big little bitty blue dot? This is definitely the south." -- Fox
"Here, take my *coughfivethousandcough* copper." -- Ybqaul (Eoj)
"You coughed on the wrong word." -- Miss Lavender (Luna)
"Everybody gets involved with a crazy bitch at sometime in their life." -- Kirk
"I've never been involved with a crazy bitch." -- Luna
"You've dated Joe Kreil." -- Eoj
"Therefore: crotch!" -- Fox
"I got a million of these. And none of them are funny." -- Luna
"I'm chock full of rape." -- Fox
"Quickly, Llorne, pull something out of your ass!" -- Luna
"No, not Max!" -- Eoj
"I will give you a horrible case of the headscissors takedown." -- Ken
"I am a crevice that penises enter." -- Doug
"I will summon a marilith and have her levitate you into the moon." -- Ken
"I got a Bag 'o' Buck. It says that. I wrote that." -- Luna
"A time paradox of dick." -- Ken
"Go eat a Hot Pocket, Phawks." -- Eoj
"I never eated them before. Eated is a word." -- Fox
"I eated the whole thing." -- Ken
"I accidentally the whole Hot Pocket." -- Eoj
"A man completely wrapped in..." -- Doug
"...bacon." -- Ken
"No, Llorne lost his virginity a long time ago." -- Ken
"To Max." -- Fox & Luna
"Bailey, I'm calling to tell you that..." -- Ken
"...you have SARS." -- Fox
"Ken, you have very clean feet." -- Doug
"Thank you, I try to-- wait a minute!" -- Ken
"That was a come-on." -- Fox
"And the verbal kind, not the kind that needs a tissue." -- Kirk
"I wish-- wait a minute!" -- Ken
"I have defeated this door. I demand XP for it now!" -- Fox
"Is there a karma modifier for Babyfuck?" -- Eoj
"*to Max* It's not as funny since he got married. You realize, you're the
other woman? You homewrecker!" -- Miss Lavender (Luna)
"It's an everfull barrel of milk." -- Doug
"I'll strap it to my back. I'll cut off the bottom and use it to fly. *mimes
jetpack*" -- Fox
"Are you okay, Bucket?" -- Llorne (Ken)
"*from bottom of pit* YOU BETTER NOT HAVE CALLED ME BUCKET YOU
MOTHERFUCKER I'LL CUT OFF YOUR SCROTUM AND FEED IT TO YOU!!!" --
Miss Lavender (Luna)
"She's okay." -- Llorne (Ken) & Max (Fox)