"Oh, I have a guard dog." -- Eoj
"Suddenly, WOOF." -- Doug
"Those puppies looks suspiciously bipedal." -- Luna
"Heh, bipedal." -- Ken
"The buttresses are made..." -- Doug
"Like, out of cheese or something." -- Ken
"First up is Blanc. The Blancinator. Blanc 182." -- Doug
"It's sucking out that Dwarf's soul!" -- Blanc (Ken)
"That's not how bats work!" -- Jingo (Luna)
"I'm a little freaked out by the corpses, but the top hat makes me feel
better." -- Nobu (Brett)
"Look who's talking, Captain Botchalot!" -- Fox
"You'll hear my life's story, while I beat you with this truncheon!" -- Luna
"Well if you kill the goat, you'll never get the troll out from under your
bridge." -- Blanc (Ken)
"I lived on Limbo for six years. Then again for eight. This is new." -- Jingo
(Luna)
"Ever go mountain climbing with a baby? It's EXTREME!" -- Doug
"Cluck Norris, Quackie Chan, and Goose Lee." -- Doug, telling us the names
of the vorpal chicken, duck, and goose we are fighting.
"I want a real wedding! With a dress, and a cake!" -- Jingo (Luna)
"I'm not a cop anymore." -- Luna, on Jingo
"Sounds like a cop-out to me." -- Doug
"Have to remember not every party is the Grenadiers, charging ass-first into
battle." -- Doug
"Ass first?" -- Luna
"Well, Kimball did always lead the way." -- Doug
"Who's awesome? Jingo's awesome!" -- Jingo (Luna)
"Must be opposite day. OOOOOH YEAAAAAAH!" -- Devon (Eoj)
"Every day's opposite day when you're Macho Man Randy Warrior." -- Ken
"The five elements are fire, air, water, bard, and pizza." -- Brett
"My extensive knowledge of musical instruments has failed me in deciding
which direction to go." -- Brett
*Context: Jurngo is an intelligent undead reanimated from one of Jingo's
many corpses.*
"Most people stay dead. We're an exception. A pretty big exception." --
Jingo (Luna)
"You're a big exception." -- Jurngo (NPC)
"Your mom's a big--heeeeeeyyyyyy..." -- Jingo (Luna)
"There's a bunch of rubble in this room. And I don't mean Barney." -- Doug
"Barneys everywhere!" -- Ken
"Somebody killed a whole bunch of Barneys!" -- Doug
"There's the security guard from Half-Life! And there's Barney Rubble!" --
Ken
"OH GOD! DON KNOTTS?!" -- Ken & Luna
"Hey Blanc, I just had a thought. If you combine our names, you get
Blango!" -- Jingo (Luna)
.:Lavender World Memories:.
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