"This is the 5 o'clock news. Forget about it." -- Bailey
"What is this? The econ-o-news from some goon up the block?" -- Sara
"You don't smell like old man sweat, which is a plus from Sunday." -- Ruby
(Sara)
"You look like you failed out of pimping school." -- Kirk
"Can you rain fire and brimstone on... that tree over there?" -- Ruby (Sara)
"My dad thinks muscular men are more attractive." -- Esh
"Okay, have you ever heard a dinosaur get stabbed?" -- Esh
"Esh is the number one rape victim in tabletop gaming." -- Sara
"Two STs have raped Esh. I've raped her, Mike's raped her..." -- Brad
"*thrusting* Am I getting Quintessence from this? 'No, but you're getting
entropic resonance.' Dammit!" -- Kirk
"It's a big assfuck church. Assfuck church?" -- Esh
"Well, it's a Catholic church." -- Kirk
"Oh, you're too good for us here? Miss 'My Bedtime's At 7:30'? Go watch
Nickelodeon!" -- Ruby (Sara)
"Maybe he'll use his newfound charisma to find women closer to his age!" --
Morgan (Luna)
"Are you talking about Ray?" -- Ken
"Totally. He's been bouncing off me all week. I have no idea what that
means, but..." -- Esh
"So are you two, uh... *sticks fingers through hole formed by finger and
thumb*?" -- Morgan (Luna)
"Oh no. I'm not really interested in that kind of thing." -- Delilah (Esh)
"Oh, it's just the tops." -- Morgan (Luna)
"If they took the subway, they'd get raped. That happens all the time in
New York. I watch S.V.U., I know." -- Esh
"Monks have put people to the rack for believing in the wrong religion
before." -- Eli (Kirk)
"But they make awesome beer." -- Morgan (Luna)
"Those guys are witch hunters." -- Eli (Kirk)
"Good thing none of us are witches. *points at Kirk* Oh wait! You're
fucked!" -- Esh
"Is there a Flaw called 'Giant Whore'?" -- Esh
"I wanna play a Visionary who's just a head." -- Sara
"Everybody look at Esh. *everyone does* Now touch yourself." -- Sara
"Stop looking at me! And stop touching yourself, Bailey! And Kirk! ...and
Brad! Goddamnit!" -- Esh
"Mercy is not aiding and abetting. Try that." -- Heather (Sara)
"That's genius!" -- Elliot (Brad)
"That's some Shakespeare shit!" -- Kirk
"It's not Shakespeare, just normal English you should've learned in high
school." -- Heather (Sara)
"What light from yonder Hunter-Net breaks? It is the dawn, and Witness1 is
the sun." -- Luna
"First he was Indian, then he was black, then he was Jewish!" -- Sara
"Our cab driver is Lenny Kravitz!" -- Kirk
"Do you root through people's underpants often?" -- Morgan (Luna)
"You'd be surprised what they hide there." -- Ray (Ken)
"I use Matter to turn the pages into bacon." -- Kirk
"That's totally coincidental." -- Ken
"My head explodes in confetti." -- Kirk
"I need either men or Morgan to move something." -- Heather (Sara)
"I just start throwing focii at the wall. Iron rod! Vial of rust! Fucking rubber
chicken!" -- Kirk
"Trashy woman is trashy German." -- Esh
"Making her trashy hot." -- Sara
"It's the best self defense tool money could buy." -- Bailey
"My fists." -- Esh
"I bust out my thick!" -- Kirk
"There's no meat to throw. Sorry." -- Esh
"If he catches him, he'll put himself in him and make him bigger and
harder..." -- Heather (Sara)
"Look for the non-euclidian building." -- Kirk
"I can help you. Have some pills." -- Heather (Sara)
"My truename is the square-root of 5027 plus 26 times 73 divided by
showtunes!" -- Kirk
"Fuckin' faeries; I'm drunk." -- Elliot (Brad)
"The bus is not a magical place. It kinda smells like pee." -- Elliot (Brad)
"Oh, why did I never sniff the bus?!" -- Ruby (Sara)
"Hey, fuck you!" -- NPC
"Naw, I'm solid. I'm good." -- Elliot (Brad)
"I'm gonna put on a condom and fuck you in the ass!" -- NPC
"This just got sexy!" -- Ruby (Sara)
"Concrete shoes: Fact or Fiction?" -- Elliot (Brad)
"Fact." -- Ray (Ken)
"...*takes a drink*" -- Elliot (Brad)
"We're infiltrating the Cat's Ass." -- Eli (Kirk)
"I am the Earth Mover. All who walk the Earth shall pay homage to me!" --
Ray (Ken)
"All the other Earth demons are like, 'Hey, buddy, seriously. You're not the
only one.'" -- Esh
"Fuck you. You don't tell me what to do. I don't care if you're blue. I'm
awesome." -- NPC
"Sociopath?" -- Ken
"Oh yeah." -- Bailey
"You're my kinda person!" -- Ray (Ken)
"Morgan? Oh, the things I'd do to her on a bathroom floor..." -- Ray (Ken)
"From my experience with sixteen year old girls..." -- Ray (Ken)
"That's disgusting." -- Delilah (Esh)
"The hospital. I met a woman here once. She took a stool sample. Later I
found out she didn't work here." -- Ray (Ken)
"So, baby. How's about you and I go into the on-call room." -- Ray (Ken)
"...I have AIDS." -- Patient (Luna)
*Elliot is killed after a vampire throws a mailbox at him*
"I guess he's just going POSTAL now! Ahahaha!" -- Esh