.One-Shot d20 Future.

"Are you the one who keeps opening my door? I'm trying to clean her guns!"
-- X-23 (Edgar)

"Yep, that's what I got. A whole lot of frilly-smellin' girl crap!" -- Patrick
(Mike)



.One-Shot MURPS Lexx.

"This is like being in the womb. Does this mean I get to come out of a giant
vagina? 'Cause that would make things at least tolerable." -- Sam (Kirk)

"Didn't they turn some of those movies into books?" -- Sam (Kirk)

"It's all one big giant donut of doom!" -- Genus (Luna)

"I'm gonna step towards the sphincter." -- Joe


.One-Shot Iron Kingdoms.

"*falls over* There's our natural Dwarven sturdiness." -- NPC

"Row, row, row three boats..." -- Edgar, singing

"Wealth redistribution engineer/loan repay facilitator." -- Edgar, describing
his job title

"How many tentacles do you have?" -- Rex (Kait W.)

*Ezra's at 0hp*
"Bye, Ezra." -- Luna
"This won't kill Ezra. *rolls damage* Ten!" -- Ken

"Does anyone have any triple-A batteries I can have?" -- Mike
"I have one in my pacemaker." -- Edgar


.One-Shot Evil Epic.

"I'm gonna be really upset if this 27th level lich explodes." -- Ken
"I was really upset when my head got vaporized, so..." -- Bailey

"I've been done monologing since I rolled to hit." -- NPC


.Marvel: New Jersey Initiative.

"Should I have-" -- Luna
"-testicles?" -- Joe

"I've been shot." -- Slither (Joe)
"Say it in German!" -- Luna
"Ich bin I've been shotten!" -- Ken


.One-Shot nWoD Homebrew Hunter.

"I love my woman. I'm gonna have her babies." -- Kait W., hugging Luna

"Who's John Eaton?" -- Jeff (Bailey)
"Me." -- Luna, impersonating Miss Decemberween (NPC)

"Who the hell puts surveillance equipment in a camera?" -- Bailey


.Attempted HoE Sequel to Devil's Tower.

"World War I was sort of a wash out." -- Boon (Brad)

"Whose idea was this?" -- Natasha (Sara)
"His." -- Boon (Brad) & Celia (Luna)
"You have terrible ideas." -- Natasha (Sara)


.Planescape One-Shot.

"I hate it when mind flayers die. Chunks of knowledge fly everywhere." --
Anon (Fox)



.Brendan's "Leftovers".

"What's the point of a stationary lollipop?" -- Doug (Mike)

"Oh, Anouks." -- Jake (Ken)
"In my mind I'm like, 'She was fightin' eskimos?'" -- Ken

*Jake walks out of a church, holding a book*
"They got hymnals! We got bonfire material!" -- Jake (Ken)
"WOO!" -- Osbourn (Luna), Joanna (Liz), and Atom (Joe)

"So, um, thwakoom." -- Ken, on detonating a gas tank.

.:One-Shots and Shorts:.