*in Russian accent* "I wish to be loyalty officer." -- Eoj
"Clean them booter--better--make them more boots!" -- Fox
"You see a flash of white light, and your last thought is, 'I don't have
clearance to see thi--'" -- Fox
"I gloat like a motherfucker." -- Ken
"He did use his power of fire make." -- Tridus-R-SEX 5 (Eoj)
"You have been deemed a communist." -- NPC
"Impossib--*zapped*" -- Tridus-R-SEX 5 (Eoj)
"Evil Kremlin from the...Mars! Come to steal your candy bars!" --
Sam-R-EYE 1 (Bailey)
"I run the fuck away from it!" -- Eoj
"Happy fun menthol premium lights. *puff* I'm in mandatory country." --
Big-R-SQR 1 (Ken)
*puts on tiara* "Mmm, naughty..." -- Big-R-SQR 1 (Ken)
"You're sexually attracted to hats, aren't you?" -- Luna
"It's like Whose Line is it Anyway?!" -- Fox
"Apparently someone's already signed up as Joe@cock.com." -- Fox
"I bet you five bucks it's Joe Kreil." -- Luna
"I fucked a hat!" -- Ken
"I farted and yelled, 'Krakatoa!'" -- Doug
"Would everybody press the yellow button on their comm things?" --
Big-R-SQR 1 (Ken)
"I do." -- Doug
"But the button's yellow." -- Cat-R-PEE 2 (Luna)
"Exactly." -- Big-R-SQR 1 (Ken)
"I spy with my little eye: something... mandatory." -- Big-R-SQR 1 (Ken)
"Suc-U-Door." -- Ken
"Gives great head." -- Fox
"I thought it was how you get on the Suc-U-Bus." -- Doug
"Which also gives great head." -- Luna
*Burps the victory theme from Final Fantasy* -- Ken
*says burp sounds to the rest of the song while raising and lowering his
arms* -- Eoj
"One more thing, friend citizen." -- Computer (Fox)
"Yes?" -- Citizen (Fox)
"Dickwaffles. That is all." -- Computer (Fox)
"Dickchicken!" -- Fox
"Cocklebox!" -- Fox
"The Shrödinger grenade. You push the red button, throw it, and run." -- NPC
"Maybe." -- Luna
"Here's one. The dick grenade. *holds up a floppy dildo*" -- NPC
"What's a dick?" -- Big-R-SQR 2 (Ken)
"Oh yeah, you're red. *turns to an ultraviolet and waves the dildo at him;
the ultraviolet laughs* Jokes are lost on reds." -- NPC
"I've got a WHAM." -- Eoj, checking out his PC's new gadget
"As soon as we get in there, you can shoot off your WHAM right away." --
Ken
"And we'll wake you up before we go-go." -- Luna
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!" -- Everyone
"That's above our clearance! ARRRRRRRR!" -- Eoj
"You smell tar." -- Ken
"I hate that sector." -- Eoj
"Sector TAR smells like crap." -- Fox
"Stop pulling him, desu! You're only making him harder, desu!" -- Kill-R-SVN
1 (Luna)
"Everyone, you know what this calls for." -- Doug
*everyone's PCs rip their clothes off*