"In Kutztown the weather is considered drunk." -- Kirk
"I'm old enough to take my belt off and beat you with it!" -- Mike, to Eoj
"Take two acid." -- Ken
"I'm back to 0. Now I'm back to vomiting as a partial action." -- Luna
"How do you work this room?" -- Messiena (Mike)
"I hate Baator." -- Mike
"Try spending 10 years there." -- Edgar
"Look, I don't care where you spent 20 years, I'm not having sex with you!"
-- Mike
"Aww, that usually works." -- Edgar
"You come upon two nobles. One has no legs, the other, too many." -- Ken
"Welcome to the church of Kord. We kick ass." -- Mike
"Welcome to the church of Odin. We do too." -- Liz
"Welcome to the church of Talisid. We have kittens." -- Luna
"Everytime you masturbate, a kitten dies." -- Joe
"That's why I always say I don't believe in Faeries." -- Ken
"Half of me just died." -- Joe
"Good, I only have to clap with one hand." -- Mike
"*pokes Mike* Impregnate." -- Edgar
"*pokes self* Abortion." -- Mike
"Want some coffee?" -- Lucrika (NPC)
"Yeah." -- Messiena (Mike)
"*gives coffee to Messiena and Vincent*" -- Lucrika (NPC)
*the most normal ingame conversation ever*
"Birds! *birds Joe in the face*" -- Ken
"Aah!" -- Joe
"They're eating my face!" -- Luna
"That reminds me of that movie that I can't remember the name of." --
Edgar
"The Birds!" -- Ken
"Or perhaps he's a trollbird..." -- Lucius (Joe)
*Ken sticks a glowstick down his pants and throws it at Luna*
"I don't care where my face's been, that's gross." -- Luna
*Joe weeps in horror*
"A little from column A, a little from column B, a lot from column VD." --
Luna
"You can nail things to things and still have them live." -- Ken
"Like Jesus?" -- Liz
"The fart machine was the greatest machine ever!" -- Messiena (Mike)
"What does fascinate do? Do I, like, show tittie or something?" -- Finken
"13 damage to you." -- Ken
"Naah, that's okay." -- Finken
"The plane of Spain." -- Luna
"The plane of Spain falls mainly on the rain." -- Mike
"It's the Etheral." -- Mike
"CART! *carts Mike in the face*" -- Joe
"What's this spice do?" -- Bone Devil (NPC)
"It... makes your period smoother." -- Lucius (Joe)
"Meat pies shaped like otters! Could they be real otters? They do cute
things with their hands and now they're meat pies!" -- Shopkeep (NPC)
"Hold on, I've got a rat in my codpiece!" -- Lucius (Joe)
*about 12 year old Brazilian girls*
"They're twelve!" -- Mike
"That's our law, not theirs!" -- Kirk
"That's fucked up, man." -- Edgar
"Awww..." -- Town (NPC)
"Did my cat eat a puppy again? I heard the sound people usually make just
before that." -- Nicos (Kirk)
"See that haircut? That's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys, with an
extra dick to go in the ear." -- Nicos (Kirk), showing his love of Patton Oswalt
"Come any closer and I'll kill this entire stadium full of people." -- Daniel
*everyone stops*
"Why did we stop?" -- Nicos (Kirk)
"Dude, I have a 12 year-old sister." -- Edgar
"A 12 year-old Colombian girl." -- Luna
"Stay away from my sister!" -- Edgar, to Kirk
"I've drawn the map, I ordered the food, and I'm conspiring against your
characters. I'm not doing init." -- Kirk
"Well, I've seen Joe's penis. Kirk, whip it out. Thanks, I needed to see a
familiar penis to make me feel less gay." -- Ken
"Now I'm just picturing a cat fight between clerics of Selune and Shar." --
Luna
"Great taste! Less filling!" -- Kirk
"Come on, Mike! Put that sucking power to work!" -- Joe
*Mike begins trying to suck the water out of a bottle instead of tilting it to
drink*
"Suck, Mike! Suck!" -- Joe
"Watch, he passes out in a little bit." -- Ken
"I'm not cleaning that water up." -- Joe