"I feel more in touch with nature already!" -- Bill (Bailey)
"Is that why you're not wearing pants?" -- Tessa (Luna)
"Well yanno they did figure it out and MAGIC." -- Ken
"Can science proove why the sun sets? Magic can!" -- Joe
*Zag is stung by a scorpion, grabs it, and eats it, then walks back to the
party*
"Why's your arm all puffy?" -- Tessa (Luna)
"Delicacy fought back." -- Zag (Joe)
"Trollkin are bisexual. During mating season they rape everything. Sexual
reproduction occurs during battle." -- Bill (Bailey)
"The average Skigg prefers a banana to its normal diet of gunpowder.
Unfortunately, there are no bananas in the Iron Kingdoms." -- Bill (Bailey)
"Who singlehandedly killed ridiculous?" -- Brendan
"It's a troll with crazy handrock fists. ...write that down." -- Ken
"I kinda wish I was a raging hard-on of death right about now... but, uh, I
kinda feel like I've been castrated." -- Bailey
"I hate prepositions." -- Ken
"They have no place at the end of sentences!" -- Liz
"What you talkin' about, of?" -- Ken
*Priest of Cyriss casts blind on BBEG*
"Did I just blind the main villain?" -- Joe
"You blinded him with science!" -- Bailey
"Thank you for destroying my flaming phallus of death." -- Bill (Bailey)