"If you cut off a Dwarf's beard and throw it away, another Dwarf grows
from it." -- Bailey
"So long as you don't go up there all 'hoo-ha with ma pointy stick'." -- Bailey
"I take 10." -- Ken
"What do you get?" -- Joe
"9." -- Ken
"I dunno, I think we might wanna take that walkway." -- Blatz (NPC)
"I like tater tots." -- Ulfgar (Bailey)
*Bollywog smoking cigar*
"*rolls between Trite's legs and comes up kneeling* You know those'll kill
you. And so will these! *whips shuriken*" -- Osbourn (Brendan)
"And captain Phineas turned the wheel to the left, and then left some more,
then, a little more..." -- Carlos (Mike)
"Captain, don't listen to him!" -- Osbourn (Brendan)
"I'm trying! *veers the wheel back to the right* You're not inspiring
competence, you're inspiring suck!" -- Trite (Luna)
"And then he had a bit of toast." -- Carlos (Mike)
"One side with butter, the other side...oddly enough, with mayonnaise." --
Brendan
"Ow, gimme some pants." -- Osbourn (Brendan)
"Have you ever made love with a nobleman before?" -- Avner (NPC)
"Several." -- Kirin (Liz)
"...I don't know how to proceed." -- Avner (NPC)
"Bill's a good man!" -- NPC Joe (Joe)
"Good man!" -- NPC Bill (Brendan)
"He can suck a dick like..." -- NPC Joe (Joe)
"Hard boiled egg -- right through that hose!" -- NPC Bill (Brendan)