"Poor-ey McPoorison." -- Kirk & Luna

"Badgerfest 1378! *shows flyer*" -- Badgerchild (Kirk)
"That's just a napkin." -- NPC
"Did I sneeze that flyer?" -- Badgerchild (Kirk)

"For just the price of several +1 swords a day, you could feed this child." --
Kirk

"Don't kill your father. Killing your father is never the answer." -- Jingo
(Luna)
"Mark Hammill's there... 'Well, sometimes...'" -- Ken
"Shut up, Mark Hammill. Shut up and go voice the Joker." -- Luna
"It was either patricide or not become a Jedi, and I really wanted that
lightsabre." -- Kirk, as Mark Hammill

"*running* *huff huff huf huff* *bleed bleed* *huff huff huff huff* Ow my
broken arm! *huff huff huff huff*" -- Jingo (Luna)

.:Return to the Tomb of Horrors:.