"Dawn breaks. Roll craft daylight." -- Ken
"Roll for erection." -- Eoj
"Taco Bell." -- Fox
"Grade E meat." -- Luna
"Grade F meat. It's a mattress." -- Doug
"I worship my mind, 'cause I'm a psychic." -- Doug
"Shut up, you're a sock monkey." -- Fox
"I will rape you." -- Xit'lin (NPC)
"Promise?" -- Hobbes (Joe)
"I'm not sure what happened but I think I got married." -- Hobbes (Joe)
"Let's draw straws." -- Buck Lavender (Doug)
"I walk in." -- Luna
"*holds up a drawing of a straw* Where'd she go?" -- Buck Lavender (Doug)
"Ya see, I'm Buck Lavender 'cause my born again parents named me that.
My old name was Bucky Buck Buckington." -- Buck Lavender (Doug)
"Now I killed her with damage! High fives!" -- Ken, on killing an epic monk
the old-fashioned way
"I have testicles that resemble a great hairy ape's." -- Bailey