"Tightrope walking is my only joy in life!" -- Professor (Doug), who is old, has
a bum leg, and is a light can
"That doesn't have anything to do with any cults I've personally been in." --
Doc Abby (Liz)
"And that corkscrew is your instrument of vengeance against the world." --
Luna, on Dave
"Mine's the trombone." -- Doug
"It's not like, 'Hey, we're in the spirit world! Check out the size of that
chicken!'" -- Brendan
"Wait, why am I riding with the guy who tried to kill me? This is bullshit!" --
Callen (John)
*glider drops*
"Your mother was a trash compactor." -- Callen (John)
"No, I'm vintage. They're vinegar." -- Doc Abby (Liz)
"And he's full of wine." -- Professor (Doug)
"So, anyway, I don't care if she's a zombie. Knock the teeth out and you got
a nice bit of head." -- NPC Blackhat
"Is there anything I can entice them with other than 'you wanna go snooping
around the S-Mart Overlord 'n see if he has a tactical nuclear weapon?" --
Ichabod (Brendan)
"Introducing, the President of the Union! *pushes button on chest, "Hail To
The Chief" plays*" -- Secret Service (Dave)
"The soyburger is in play, sir." -- Secret Service (Dave)
"Your chair girry." -- Saru (Luna), failing at pronouncing "girly"
"KITT has feelings. He gets emotional." -- Max (John)
"Permission to speak freely, sir?" -- Secret Service (Dave)
"Yeah." -- Ichabod (Brendan)
"Haven't you had enough?" -- Secret Service (Dave)
"...no?" -- Ichabod (Brendan)
"I have a nuking stick and a ghost rock lantern. What else does a girl need?"
-- Liz
*Saru's shirt has "pimp" written in kanji on it, and is talking to Ichabod, who
is wearing his Templar tabard*
"Not everybody wear their occupation on their shirt!" -- Saru (Luna)
"Well I'm wearing a shirt with an omega on it." -- Doc Abby (Liz)
"Fine, I guess I'm a pimp then!" -- Saru (Luna)
"Why am I wearing a Red Lobster bib?" -- Professor (Doug)
"Permission to freak out, sir?" -- Secret Service (Dave)
"Denied." -- Ichabod (Brendan)
"*coughgetahaircut*" -- Secret Service, to Joan.
"Go pray wiff yo cabin boy!" -- Saru (Luna)
"Ooh hoo hoo hoo hee hee! *fafs about*" -- Brendan
"We're going to see Wayne Newton! One night only, right?" -- Ichabod
(Brendan)
"No, he's pretty much here for eternity." -- NPC
"See? One eternity only! Let's go!" -- Ichabod (Brendan)
"I'd better be getting paid for this!" -- Nema (Joe)
"You getting paid in awesome, righ' now!" -- Saru (Luna)
"That's non-redeemable!" -- Nema (Joe)
"But tha interest is amazing!" -- Saru (Luna)
"They're gonna take out your teeth and call you peaches." -- Luna
"Seat belts will save you from a nuke." -- Doug
"If hiding under your desk will, then so will they. That's what the 1950s told
me, and they've never steered me wrong." -- Luna
"The 1950s taught me masturbating gives you hairy palms." -- Doug
"Look at your legs! They were close! You're a satyr because you
masturbate. And you're Catholic! At the same time!" -- Luna
"Great, we de onry wasters in tha West to get purred over by tha cops." --
Saru (Luna)
"You did roundhouse kick him so fast you hit him yesterday." -- John
"Touche, large-breasted woman." -- Ichabod, to Jenny Quaid
*Marshall describes a big involved scene of Cole Ballad riding through the
battlefield pwning bitches epically*
"Somewhere there's Saru going, *points* 'I hit that.' *nods sagely*" --
Brendan
"My staff's alive." -- Dominion (Joe)
"That can't be safe." -- Janelle (Luna)
"Oh. It's not." -- Dominion (Joe)
"Okay, now everybody roleplay your other characters." -- Ken
*Party B is running from THE RECKONERS*
*everyone but Dave screams in abject terror*
"Don't worry, stay calm. Everything will be fine." -- Secret Service (Dave),
nonplussed
"Oh ho ho ho. Ho ho. You're my favourite." -- Brendan
"Johnny 5 is a really smooth-talkin' robot." -- Pixie (Liz)
"Totally awesome. Surprise beer is always good." -- Doug
"Almost as good as mystery beer." -- Brendan
"We're in space, carrying the four horsemen of the apocalypse to another
galaxy, and you're charging us for baby harnesses?" -- Janelle (Luna)
"Wayne Newton have mercy on their souls." -- Ichabod (Brendan)
"Oh ho, eat it! Fuckin' taste my sensation!" -- Brendan
"*clicks on radio, it plays Star-Spangled Banner* And say, does that
star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free... *fires his shot,
and kills the endboss of HoE*" -- Secret Service (Dave)
"Goodnight America." -- Dave
"*off-air colourbar tone*" -- Brendan