"I think I wet myself. From both genetalia!" -- Parr (Joe)
"Eww!" -- Luna
"I'm saying my vitamins and eating my prayers." -- Bailey
"Stop eating your prayers, you'll spoil your dinner!" -- Fox
"Goddamn Paroseme dragon." -- Ken
"Illusionary pants what aren't really there." -- Henrick (Bailey)
"He's got a Hello Dwarfy bandaid on its forehead." -- Doug
"Hello Dwarfy loves rollerskates and saving the world from Hitler." -- Doug
"I'm a copper dragon. I say whatever comes to mind. ...testicles." -- Parr
(Joe)
"I once knew this guy? Had hands like a baseball mitt. Total two-beer
queer." -- Drathir'a (Luna)
"Have you seen an oily half-orc wearing illusory pants?" -- Drathir'a (Luna)
"Aren't we looking for that gith? Not sure what kind, but..." -- Jet (Doug)
"Hopefully an animated one." -- Drathir'a
(Say the whole thing out loud to get it.)
"He's axiomaticizing." -- Drathir'a (Luna)
"That's not a word!" -- Malor (Fox)
"We're on Limbo! Yes it is!" -- Drathir'a (Luna)
*Drathir'a kisses Henrick to finish a ritual to save him from becoming a
Chaos Beast*
"You're no longer spongy." -- Doug
"WELCOME HENRICK HIMMELHEIM." -- Disembodied Voice (NPC)
"STICK IT IN HER." -- Doug
"Oh, Henrick, you're so hot when you're sassy." -- Drathir'a (Luna)
"Hey, man, what's with the bulge?" -- Ravyn (Eoj)
"I found this finger." -- Jet (Doug)
"Touche, bookkeep." -- Malor (Fox)
*in the midde of the inn*
"Everyone remember where we parked." -- Jet (Doug)
"On table number three." -- Malor (Fox)
"Got anything dragon-like?" -- Parr (Joe)
"We got the Dragon Flagon." -- Barkeep (NPC)
"Two diviners walk into a bar. You'd think one would've seen it coming." --
Malor (Fox)
"Two illusionists walk through a bar." -- Malor (Fox)
"You keep your bifurcated member to yourself!" -- Henrick (Bailey)
*describing important NPC*
"Okay... he looks like Steve Bucemi." -- Ken
"Joe smells like dick. All over." -- Bailey
*Luna kisses Ken while Ken's roleplaying an NPC*
"Mmph! Not now, Private!" -- NPC Guardsman
"What is the reach of your weasel, by the way?" -- Ken
"Rock, paper, let's go!" -- Jet (Doug)
"Sorry, I could hear you over the imminent apocalypse." -- Sergei (Joe)
"Ha ha, hooker with a flurry of blows." -- Doug
"Are all the fey ooga booga wooga fuckin' crazy now?" -- Stalvin/Steven
(Fox)
"What?" -- Valiph (Dave)
"It's a technical term." -- Stalvin/Steven (Fox)
"You don't wanna be high during the apocalypse! It's a one-time event, and
I mean it!" -- Jet (Doug)
*party is level 12*
"What's its CR?" -- Luna
"17." -- Ken
"We levelled!" -- Bailey
"Say something if you're at least cognizant." -- Tommy (NPC)
"Bowling shoes!" --Fox
"Belt of gender bending. Long story." -- Bailey
"Sex." -- Eoj
"A good adventurer never goes anywhere without antitoxin. I'm not a good
adventurer." -- Jet (Doug)
"He detects evil and says, 'Close enough!'" -- Ken
"I don't feel like touching him; incase the crazy rubs off." -- Jazirul (NPC)
"Where'd this come from?" -- Steven/Stalvin (Fox)
"It was always, oh, wait, nevermind, you're barmy." -- Jazirul (NPC)
"It smells like sex in here." -- Drathir'a (Luna)
"Good sex." -- Stalvin/Steven (Fox)
"Not like the kind you get at the circus." -- Jet (Doug)
"He's a foot taller than you and smells like he looks." -- Ken
"Our world's under attack by a giant cube thing." -- Jet (Doug)
"The Borg?" -- Dave
"If you don't tell us what we want to know, I will hunt down your family, kill
them, grind up their bones, drain out their blood, and DROWN YOU IN IT!" --
Jet (Doug)