Thanks to Bailey as Bill Williams, it was decided that there are no bananas in
the IK. Because of that, we've gone on to occaisionally deeming things as
not existing in the IK, as comedy and the situation demands. Some of them
are downright silly, and others are completely sensical. For the sake of
completion, and to preserve it in a medium other than a sheet of notebook
paper Phawks wrote, we present it here. It'll be updated as we belligerently
throw more things on the list to belittle each other.
The Following Things Do Not Exist In The Iron Kingdoms:
* Bananas
* Boobs (not the concept, just the word)
* Cell Phones
* Cheeseburgers
* Circles
* Dollars
* English
* Fractions
* Magnets
* Mondays
* Nickles
* Pajamas
* Piñatas
* Ropers
* Squares
* Underpants (the word, not the concept, as boxers and panties do exist)
* Xena
.:Things That Don't Exist In The Iron Kingdoms:.
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