Kirk is one of the weirdest members of our group. Short, hairy, and
misanthropic, Kirk revels in schadenfreude and sex jokes. He loves View
Askew so much, he would pay for plane tickets to fly to California to suck
Kevin Smith's cock if Smith asked.
Kirk grew up in Easton, and currently resides in Palmer. He graduated from
Easton Area High School in 2003 and Shippensburg University in 2008, with a
degree in Education (focus History).